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Funny photo!!
Come up with a funny caption for this pic....I'll start.
"You're fat!"
"Yeah??! Well you're bald!!"
"You're fat!"
"Yeah??! Well you're bald!!"
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I'm guessing that is Jan?
"Jan moments before sobbing that he can't have CSC's bikes"
"Jan moments before sobbing that he can't have CSC's bikes"
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- What’s that yodelling I hear?
- Look, it’s that Armstrong guy who got his balls, er, ball, caught in the wheel!
- Look, it’s that Armstrong guy who got his balls, er, ball, caught in the wheel!
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"Ok, Jan... We've just replaced da vear vinshield in da back, so how about you try not to smash dis one, ok? Goot! Oh, and by z way... pleez pedal a bit faster, ok?" (then laughing as they drive off)
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Originally Posted by Burke Wells
"Ok, Jan... We've just replaced da vear vinshield in da back, so how about you try not to smash dis one, ok? Goot! Oh, and by z way... pleez pedal a bit faster, ok?" (then laughing as they drive off)
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lol
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"Hey! You in the pink! Check out the roof-just got a great deal on these, and apparently you could use something a little faster. Pull over and I can give you a super deal."
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Bjarne "Hey, Jan - why are you so fat?"
Jan: "Because every time I **** your wife, she gives me a biscuit"
Jan: "Because every time I **** your wife, she gives me a biscuit"
Last edited by * jack *; 07-31-05 at 09:37 PM.
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Jan - Does CSC stand for "C*** S****** Cowboy" or "Cant Stand Crashing"?
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Originally Posted by ADA23
Jan - Does CSC stand for "C*** S****** Cowboy" or "Cant Stand Crashing"?
I like it.
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Originally Posted by Burke Wells
"Ok, Jan... We've just replaced da vear vinshield in da back, so how about you try not to smash dis one, ok? Goot! Oh, and by z way... pleez pedal a bit faster, ok?" (then laughing as they drive off)
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Driver to Jan... Need some Pepto bismo for that huge gut? Your jersey looks like a bottle.
Jan... I may need pepto, but you need some wax for that head of your's... at least my team name is not "crash like crazy"...
Jan... I may need pepto, but you need some wax for that head of your's... at least my team name is not "crash like crazy"...
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Just your average club rider... :)
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Originally Posted by HDTVKSS
" isnt it a pitty Jan that the pink jersey is awarded in the Giro and not the TDF..... "
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Photo of Boonen above, McEwen appears to have his front brake on, Someone placing some action with the Bookies looks like.
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Originally Posted by Smoothie104
Photo of Boonen above, McEwen appears to have his front brake on, Someone placing some action with the Bookies looks like.
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OK I have to say this. The 'CSC Driver' is Bjarne Riis a former Tour de France champion not just some dumbass driver. Please pay him the respect he has earned by addressing him as Bjarne. So for a correction it should look like this:
Originally Posted by * jack *
Bjarne Riis : "Hey, Jan - why are you so fat?"
Jan: "Because every time I **** your wife, she gives me a biscuit"
Jan: "Because every time I **** your wife, she gives me a biscuit"
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Originally Posted by jitteringjr
Maybe its because by the time Tom had a chance to sit up with them going 40mph across the line, they were way past the line when the picture was taken.
Back on topic please!!
"How many Tours have you won?"
"One. You?"
"Yeah...one."
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Originally Posted by ed073
Back on topic please!!