She was holding on fine until the Pyrenees, but it was at Bowflex commercial #3,455.
"aRRRgggHH!!!..how can you watch that mindless drivel from that trout wig guy and those Bowflex commercials want to make me burn this mother****er to the ground..."
She was last seen two towns over buying shoes...
This year, I really though she could make it to the Champs in Paris....sigh.