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Old 09-04-05, 08:59 AM   #1
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Tee heee... have you heard this one?

It goes a little something like this, although I'm not sure about the delivery method...

The lastest news is that the French are declaring they found two substances that they can't identify in Lance Armstrong's hotel room during the Tour de France...


Upon lab analysis, they were discovered to be soap and deodorant.


(I know, I know, not very PC, but I though you all would see past that...)
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Old 09-04-05, 11:25 AM   #2
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haha.. good one..
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Old 09-04-05, 01:57 PM   #3
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It goes a little something like this, although I'm not sure about the delivery method...

The lastest news is that the French are declaring they found two substances that they can't identify in Lance Armstrong's hotel room during the Tour de France...


Upon lab analysis, they were discovered to be soap and deodorant.


(I know, I know, not very PC, but I though you all would see past that...)
umm butchered? Sorry you did mess up the original, also its been posted already, and it seems to be posted every year.
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Old 09-05-05, 08:49 AM   #4
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Rain, rain (on my parade), go away...
Come again some other day (or not.)

Jeez, hi565, nice buzzkill.
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Old 09-05-05, 09:38 AM   #5
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Old 09-05-05, 09:39 AM   #6
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it gets posted ten times a year.
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Old 09-05-05, 10:53 AM   #7
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Rain, rain (on my parade), go away...
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Jeez, hi565, nice buzzkill.
What can I say?
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I can say this thread is locked and you can continue the discussion in the jokes forum under the other twelve million duplicates of this "joke".

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