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    Kazahkstan Pie

    To be sung in time with Don McLean's "American Pie"

    Kazahkstan Pie:

    A long, long time ago...
    I can still remember
    How le tour used to make me smile.
    And I knew if I had my chance
    That I could make those pedals dance
    And, maybe, they’d be happy for a while.

    But Vino made me shiver
    With every lie he'd deliver.
    Bad news on the doorstep;
    I couldn’t take one more step.

    I can’t remember if I cried
    When I read about his epic ride,
    But something touched me deep inside
    The day le tour died.

    We were singing bye, bye Kazahkstan Pie,
    Doped some homologous blood, but the blood wasn't mine,
    Them Kazhakstan's are drinking EPO & Wine,
    Singing this'll be the day le Tour dies,
    This'll be the day le Tour dies..

    Did you write the book of Lance,
    And do you have faith in Tyler & Floyd,
    If the UCI tells you so?
    Do you believe in David Millar,
    Can T-Mobile save your mortal soul,
    And can you teach me how to pedal real clean?

    Well, I know that you've never tested positive,
    `cause I saw you dopin' in the gym.
    You both took off your yellow wristbands,
    Man, I dig those lies again.

    I was a lonely teenage junior racer,
    With a yellow jersey and a pickup truck,
    But I knew I was out of luck
    The day le tour died.

    We were singing bye, bye Kazahkstan Pie,
    Doped some homologous blood, but the blood wasn't mine,
    Them Kazhakstan's are drinking EPO & Wine,
    Singing this'll be the day le Tour dies,
    This'll be the day le Tour dies..

    Now for ten years we’ve been believin the hype
    And Pros pedal fast on EPO,
    But that’s not how it used to be.
    When Merckx & Indurain were King,
    In a coat of Yellow, Polka Dot, or Green
    And a voice that came from Phil Ligget cried,

    We were singing bye, bye Kazahkstan Pie,
    Doped some homologous blood, but the blood wasn't mine,
    Them Kazhakstan's are drinking EPO & Wine,
    Singing this'll be the day le Tour dies,
    This'll be the day le Tour dies..

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    now, that's art right there folks.

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    well done, perhaps some tweaking to rhyme, and fit the measure here and there and you've really got something.

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    Lyrics that don't need to be changed to fit well:

    They see me rollin
    They hatin
    Patrolling an tryin to catch me ridin dirty
    Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
    Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
    Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
    Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
    My music so loud
    I'm swangin
    They hopin that they gon catch me ridin dirty
    Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
    Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
    Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
    Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

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    My how some "art" forms have degraded over the past 30 years.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAZorro View Post
    My how some "art" forms have degraded over the past 30 years.
    it's postmodernism.

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