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    Caption Time



    "Did someone shat there kit?"
    My mom found this old poem/essay that I wrote in 3rd grade.

    "If I was in charge of the world there would be no school and no bedtime. Bikes would be free, and you would get to race on them everyday. There would be no sisters and no brothers to tie up race money. Everyone would have just one kid, and nothing would cost money, for me at least."

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    "Cadel! Will you please stop humming that Bacardi Mojito theme song???"

    "So, is this the point in the stage where we're supposed to look at each other while a breakaway of riders who are an hour behind on GC go up the road?"

    "Why does that guy in the Silence jersey keep telling us to stop talking?"
    The rider in my avatar is David Etxebarria, not me.

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    Should we tell him now that Saturday's time trial is only a 10-K?

    You know what was really in old man Schleck's car? Cadel Evans dolls...and he was sticking pins in them!

    Let's tell a funny joke in Spanish and see if he laughs.

    He doesn't know it yet, but next year I've signed on with Lotto and he's riding for me!

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    Carlos: "Hey Valv, do you think you could let Cadel suck your wheel today?"

    Valverde: "You've got to be kidding, everytime I turn around, I think I'm riding a tandem with this guy on the back"

    Evans: "Aw come on guys, I'm right here, I can hear what you're saying"

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    "Él debe conseguir realmente más gafas de sol con estilo."
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAZorro View Post
    "Él debe conseguir realmente más gafas de sol con estilo."
    Dígalo preguntar a George Hincapie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sax View Post


    "Did someone shat there kit?"

    Sastre "He never stops sucking wheel, does he"

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    Is it me or does Cadel have his Godfather face on?


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    I don't think the Godfather has a small wheel tucked into his left cheek.
    The search for inner peace continues...

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    Robow - you get my vote, that was funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sax View Post
    Al contar tres, que tanto pedo.
    (when I count three, we both fart)
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Sastre: "Do you smell vegemite?"

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    Cadel: "Hey guys...watcha talkin' bout?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by HigherGround View Post

    "Why does that guy in the Silence jersey keep telling us to stop talking?"
    ¡SNORT!

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    Quidado (Cuidado?) Cadel Evans Wheelsucker!

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    Sorry, but I think VBD's dog is better than Cadels dog.
    I grew up as a kid idolising those hero's in the Tour de France, Indurain and everyone like that. It was almost a childhood dream to ride the Tour de France. The last 2 years my childhood dream which became a reality has been pissed all over by certain members of the peloton. - Bradley Wiggins 27th July 2007.

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