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    American Beef?

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    that's a pretty horrible name.

    i would have added a coma and a question mark, to make the title a question:

    "American Beef, Scott?"

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    Jerseys should be awful
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    Quote Originally Posted by marin1 View Post
    It's what's for dinner.




    At least it's not a women's team.

    And good they're not riding this:

    Last edited by USAZorro; 07-25-08 at 10:53 AM.
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    I think it will be a psycological advantage for them when they go up against the American teams


    think about it, would you want to beat your meat in a race?

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    Eddy Merckx rode for a sausage company

    Beef and beef by-products a sure winner

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    No there's a team jersey I might consider buying!

    I hope it has a big ass steer wrapped around it


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    ...and two chihuahuas

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    Quote Originally Posted by veloGeezer View Post
    think about it, would you want to beat your meat in a race?
    I figure puns and jokes like these will be milked again and again until the cows come home, but I'm not going to steak my reputation on it or anything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alekhine View Post
    I figure puns and jokes like these will be milked again and again until the cows come home, but I'm not going to steak my reputation on it or anything.
    As Paul Sherwen would say, "That's completely and udderly ridiculous to be steering us out into left field like that, something only a cow-ard would do!"

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    The new team will now be titled Scott-American Beef and will come back to the competition at the Classic of San Sebastian in eight days.

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    Isn't most American beef pretty much doped up with bovine growth hormone and whatnot? Seems like a perfect fit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marin1 View Post
    Jerseys should be awful
    And yet it will be purchased by many American men named Scott.

    I'm still wondering if this is some kind of joke??? But apparently not. One can only hope that a potato company does not gain advertising space on the shorts.
    The rider in my avatar is David Etxebarria, not me.

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    may go over big with the gay crowd

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suzie Green View Post
    As Paul Sherwen would say, "That's completely and udderly ridiculous to be steering us out into left field like that, something only a cow-ard would do!"
    Well fortunately for me, Paul Sherwen can be full of baloney, spouting all that bull all the time. But it's all Kosher as long as nobody decides to grill me about it.
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    I'd buy a jersey!


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    I for one find puns more annoying than funny.
    Kind of like clowns.
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    Puns are awesome.
    Clowns are creepy.

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    Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"

    Sorry, I couldn't help it.
    The rider in my avatar is David Etxebarria, not me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HigherGround View Post
    Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"

    Sorry, I couldn't help it.
    Any cycling team that had two cannibals on it would be awesome!

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    Ok Ok now I got to wipe off my keyboard. Spewed milk out my nose.
    Good ot hear that the team is hopefully remaining intact. no use throwing the baby out with the bath water.

    LMAO Cannibles and evil clowns are cool. You could have a killer cowboy clown riding a bucking steer, now that would be a cool jersey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HigherGround View Post
    Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one turns to the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"

    Sorry, I couldn't help it.
    Oh, no. Don't apologize. That was hilarious.

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    LMAO American Beef is a Mexican Company.

    http://goliath.ecnext.com/coms2/prod...0237-page.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by dsilver668 View Post
    You could have a killer cowboy clown riding a bucking steer, now that would be a cool jersey.
    ... or a new program on Versus.
    The rider in my avatar is David Etxebarria, not me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marin1 View Post
    Jerseys should be awful
    Hopefully not butcher's aprons.

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