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    What Is He Wearing?


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    Its better than Borat's unitard.

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    It would have been cooler if the picture on the Jersey was him shooting all the top riders with syringes out of a blow ***.

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    Doping jokes are rarely funny.
    When in doubt, style it out.

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    Ah, didn't mean it so much to be a joke about doping as much as a joke about how absurd of a thing that is to wear.

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    That is a little scary
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    That is really wrong...it almost looks like something that was photochopped but i think its real.

    I mean really...who wears a picture of themselves?
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    Maybe, he has turned himself inside out or whatever that Paul Sherwen expression is?

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    looks like a photoshop job to me.
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    Nope. It's real.

    From Velonews:

    "Vinokourov lined up Tuesday in the French Castillon-La Bataille criterium without a formal team, racing instead with a jersey emblazoned with his photo in an Astana jersey and the phrase, “Vino 4ever.”"

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    i may have overreacted

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    Oh no, its not. He wore it in his first race, as he isn't formally back in the Astana fold.
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/pic...k-in-pics.html

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    I know that doping jokes are not funny but how can anyone believe that hes not doping. Once a con, always a con. So to me, if he wins one, people will say, well, the doper won.

    me would at least.
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    Quote Originally Posted by monosierra View Post
    I'll have 2 syringes today, please.

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    How do I get one of those angry Conan Obrian jerseys?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SemperFi87 View Post
    Ah, didn't mean it so much to be a joke about doping as much as a joke about how absurd of a thing that is to wear.
    Fair enough. It is super ridiculous.

    Quote Originally Posted by C_Heath View Post
    I know that doping jokes are not funny but how can anyone believe that hes not doping. Once a con, always a con. So to me, if he wins one, people will say, well, the doper won.

    me would at least.
    I believe wholeheartedly that he was a he doped. I still don't think jokes like meatpant's are funny. Separate issues
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    Quote Originally Posted by monosierra View Post
    2010 Astana kit.

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    And I wonder if he had a minimum order(?) Some extras maybe laying about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by turbo2L View Post
    How do I get one of those angry Conan Obrian jerseys?
    I dunno. You can ask him if you see him out there.

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    I need to show up to a cat 5 crit with one of these of me on. That would be cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by turbo2l View Post
    how do i get one of those angry conan obrian jerseys?
    lol!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dewaday View Post
    I'm 50 years old. My parents find cycling 6-8 hours completely incomprehensible and self indulgent. Of course they're right, but I continue to ignore them as a form of rebellion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SunSwingsLow View Post
    That is really wrong...it almost looks like something that was photochopped but i think its real.

    I mean really...who wears a picture of themselves?
    Yeah,

    I saw a pic of him, I think on Velonews, and I thought they were doing some Montage think. I didn't realize it was just a pic of him in his jersey.
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    So uh, did he win?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ratfish View Post
    So uh, did he win?
    7th.

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    I wonder if he's a fan of Steve-O:

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