I realize I'm probably breaking forum etiquette by posting this here, but the For Sale forum is not free to post on.
So if this doesn't get flagged, I have a super-clean, 2007 Kona Jake for sale. It was never raced and used as a gentle commuter for the last half of the summer. It's never been in the snow and ice, and has never been in a crash, except for that intoxicated dismount one evening, but we don't need to talk about that.
I simply don't use this bike to its full potential, and I'm sure he'd be happier getting muddy from time to time. It's all stock, of course, and is a 54cm frame.
If you're in the MSP area, please send me a PM and I'll send you pics.