My own worst nightmare
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Madison, WI USA
For a pickup, you can get a fork mount that you bolt to the bed floor. Pop off the front wheel, and put the fork in the mount in place of the front wheel.
How 'bout something like a Toyota Matrix? Probably room inside to carry an LWB if you take both wheels off. Not too tall to mount a roof rack, either. I just put a Saris roof rack on my friend's Matrix, and hauled a 50-ish lb. tandem on it. I'm taller, but not by much (5'8"), and have almost no upper body strength. Getting the tandem up there was a challenge, but not onerous.