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    Quote Originally Posted by Elbeekay
    hmmm [adversarily drawing the lurkers out]. methinks pirates take action, make pies, sing chanteys, fall down, *do*. lurkers: peep, be creepy, twiddle, leer, wear trenchcoats.
    That's true, but they do lurk before they strike. You know sailing under a normal flag then when the victim gets too close to escape...BAM!...Joly Rodger goes up and the victim's booty is taken at pie-point. Pies are the prefered weapon of the Pirate right? Or was it the cutlass...no, no I'm pretty sure it was the pie.

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    i heart the repo man soundtrack. i believe that's what we listened to nonstop on the last 4 hours of the drive to LOTCR. awww...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Britpac
    Speaking of chanteys this tells you almost everything you'd ever want to know
    We should add "Crankstan Shanties" to that Wikipedia article. Crankstan Shanties are sung by rag-tag malcontent, and often drunken, urban cyclists to keep a group rythem and alert motorists of their presence on the road. Examples are "Pirates' Pillage" and "Dead Man's Pie".

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    Quote Originally Posted by DC_Emily
    oh, how we handling veggie stuff for saturday? I ask cause my dish may not be veggie-friendly, but can modify if need be
    I believe there will be plenty of goat for the goat-eaters. But that may just be a bleating rumor.
    My casserole will by goat-free and veggie-friendly, for one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elbeekay
    I believe there will be plenty of goat for the goat-eaters. But that may just be a bleating rumor.
    My casserole will by goat-free and veggie-friendly, for one.
    my soup and appetizers will be vegetarian, perhaps even vegan, i think there are only 3 of us veggies (still starving from saturday night), i think we'll be fine.
    putting the pi back in pirate!
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    Of Proposition 187

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    Quote Originally Posted by spud
    (still starving from saturday night)
    ommigosh, I tooootally forgot. that is because memory loss is a part of the starvation process. if only i could remember who forgot to make us dinner... i had to take an ambulance to work today i'm so famished. i'm typing from the gurney.

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    i dont know, but i got a text message with a very fuzzy picture of something <dinner?>, and some nonsense about holiday party drunkness, could this be the flake who didnt make us dinner?
    putting the pi back in pirate!
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    Quote Originally Posted by spud
    i dont know, but i got a text message with a very fuzzy picture of something <dinner?>, and some nonsense about holiday party drunkness, could this be the flake who didnt make us dinner?
    I thought it was the spectral aura of the sender's very bad bait-n-switchin karma.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elbeekay
    I believe there will be plenty of goat for the goat-eaters. But that may just be a bleating rumor. My casserole will by goat-free and veggie-friendly, for one.
    LBK: You keep your goats away from my new year's shindig. It's a goatless affair. NO EXCEPTIONS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jonny5
    LBK: You keep your goats away from my new year's shindig. It's a goatless affair. NO EXCEPTIONS!
    you're sooooo harshing my ny's resolution... More Goat in '06.

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    Jonny 5's issues as interpreted by Sick of it all

    Before us is an empty slate
    we can impress how we please
    Bombard them with the usual schlock
    whatever we've got up our sleeve

    Teach them that violence can solve all their problems
    Teach them to act on a whim

    The horror the one we present is just where the horror begins...
    Violent fantasy, comes reality the effect will be quite a tragedy

    We'll point the finger
    we'll point the finger
    we'll point the finger
    we'll point the finger
    of blame, Before us is a twisted world
    no one can work out the knots we've got
    an enemy here they could be blamed for a lot

    We'll say they're the problem,
    we'll say they're the cause
    they'll be the scapegoat now - goatless - we'd be on the spot
    we can't let the truth come out If
    the pressure cracks another
    and they know who to come after whe'd be goatless

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    uh, what did you say?
    www.zeropergallon.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by Britpac
    the pressure cracks another
    and they know who to come after whe'd be goatless
    I think he was making reference to Booger's wealth of knowledge on the subject of goat pressure cooker construction-- made from an empty Franzia box and a hotplate. But everyone knows pressure-cooked goat is way too tough, and one would rather be goatless in such an instance. Oh wait, it was a goat smoker anyway. nevermind.

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    I have no idea

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    smoked goat, pressure-cooked goat, boiled goat, steamed goat, pan fried goat, buttered goat, sauteed goat, blackened goat, bbq'd goat, etc. are all forbidden in my house on the final day of 2005.

    However, I'll concede that MORE GOAT IN '06 is the way to go if we ever want the political scene to change in this country.

    I can hear the masses chanting now: MORE GOAT IN '06! MORE GOAT IN '06! MORE GOAT IN '06!!!
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    I thought it was the spectral aura of the sender's very bad bait-n-switchin karma.
    oh my god
    last night was ********.
    my appologies to all

    rail tequilla, miller lite, and 4 hours of reggaeton had me spinning
    i watched a room full of latino guys errupt in a bar fight
    some dude ran through the bar naked
    there was coleslaw in my hair
    and i had sex in the bathroom [*edit* ... TMI??? whatevs ... you're all big people here]

    keeping it awesome?
    i think so
    Last edited by tink20seven; 12-13-05 at 01:34 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tink20seven
    keeping it awesome?
    i think so
    eek! KIA? no TMI!

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    Are you sure that was cole slaw?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elbeekay
    I think he was making reference to Booger's wealth of knowledge on the subject of goat pressure cooker construction-- made from an empty Franzia box and a hotplate. But everyone knows pressure-cooked goat is way too tough, and one would rather be goatless in such an instance. Oh wait, it was a goat smoker anyway. nevermind.
    Goat Smoker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    http://www.cruftbox.com/cruft/docs/elecsmoker.html

    http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/show...245800,00.html

    It may be too much work. P' n C' don't like to work hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tink20seven
    ....and i had sex in the bathroom
    I for one am neither shocked nor awed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoogerBike
    I for one am neither shocked nor awed.
    +1
    putting the pi back in pirate!
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    pirates!
    it's volunteer night at chain reaction.
    come see the 3rJr in person.
    bring beer.

    i'll be there by 7.

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    blasted work!
    have fun at chain reaction tonight.
    putting the pi back in pirate!
    Itís an upstanding member of the solar system
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    Of Proposition 187

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    Quote Originally Posted by tink20seven
    and i had sex in the bathroom

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    Quote Originally Posted by MDRawk
    Ha, that would be even better if instead of braces the goat had a blinged-out grill like the rappers.

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