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Old 12-13-05, 12:51 PM   #826
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hmmm [adversarily drawing the lurkers out]. methinks pirates take action, make pies, sing chanteys, fall down, *do*. lurkers: peep, be creepy, twiddle, leer, wear trenchcoats.
That's true, but they do lurk before they strike. You know sailing under a normal flag then when the victim gets too close to escape...BAM!...Joly Rodger goes up and the victim's booty is taken at pie-point. Pies are the prefered weapon of the Pirate right? Or was it the cutlass...no, no I'm pretty sure it was the pie.
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Old 12-13-05, 12:52 PM   #827
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i heart the repo man soundtrack. i believe that's what we listened to nonstop on the last 4 hours of the drive to LOTCR. awww...
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Old 12-13-05, 01:04 PM   #828
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Speaking of chanteys this tells you almost everything you'd ever want to know
We should add "Crankstan Shanties" to that Wikipedia article. Crankstan Shanties are sung by rag-tag malcontent, and often drunken, urban cyclists to keep a group rythem and alert motorists of their presence on the road. Examples are "Pirates' Pillage" and "Dead Man's Pie".
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Old 12-13-05, 01:25 PM   #829
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oh, how we handling veggie stuff for saturday? I ask cause my dish may not be veggie-friendly, but can modify if need be
I believe there will be plenty of goat for the goat-eaters. But that may just be a bleating rumor.
My casserole will by goat-free and veggie-friendly, for one.
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Old 12-13-05, 01:34 PM   #830
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I believe there will be plenty of goat for the goat-eaters. But that may just be a bleating rumor.
My casserole will by goat-free and veggie-friendly, for one.
my soup and appetizers will be vegetarian, perhaps even vegan, i think there are only 3 of us veggies (still starving from saturday night), i think we'll be fine.
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(still starving from saturday night)
ommigosh, I tooootally forgot. that is because memory loss is a part of the starvation process. if only i could remember who forgot to make us dinner... i had to take an ambulance to work today i'm so famished. i'm typing from the gurney.
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i dont know, but i got a text message with a very fuzzy picture of something <dinner?>, and some nonsense about holiday party drunkness, could this be the flake who didnt make us dinner?
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i dont know, but i got a text message with a very fuzzy picture of something <dinner?>, and some nonsense about holiday party drunkness, could this be the flake who didnt make us dinner?
I thought it was the spectral aura of the sender's very bad bait-n-switchin karma.
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I believe there will be plenty of goat for the goat-eaters. But that may just be a bleating rumor. My casserole will by goat-free and veggie-friendly, for one.
LBK: You keep your goats away from my new year's shindig. It's a goatless affair. NO EXCEPTIONS!
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LBK: You keep your goats away from my new year's shindig. It's a goatless affair. NO EXCEPTIONS!
you're sooooo harshing my ny's resolution... More Goat in '06.
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Old 12-13-05, 01:57 PM   #836
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Jonny 5's issues as interpreted by Sick of it all

Before us is an empty slate
we can impress how we please
Bombard them with the usual schlock
whatever we've got up our sleeve

Teach them that violence can solve all their problems
Teach them to act on a whim

The horror the one we present is just where the horror begins...
Violent fantasy, comes reality the effect will be quite a tragedy

We'll point the finger
we'll point the finger
we'll point the finger
we'll point the finger
of blame, Before us is a twisted world
no one can work out the knots we've got
an enemy here they could be blamed for a lot

We'll say they're the problem,
we'll say they're the cause
they'll be the scapegoat now - goatless - we'd be on the spot
we can't let the truth come out If
the pressure cracks another
and they know who to come after whe'd be goatless
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uh, what did you say?
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and they know who to come after whe'd be goatless
I think he was making reference to Booger's wealth of knowledge on the subject of goat pressure cooker construction-- made from an empty Franzia box and a hotplate. But everyone knows pressure-cooked goat is way too tough, and one would rather be goatless in such an instance. Oh wait, it was a goat smoker anyway. nevermind.
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Old 12-13-05, 02:11 PM   #839
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smoked goat, pressure-cooked goat, boiled goat, steamed goat, pan fried goat, buttered goat, sauteed goat, blackened goat, bbq'd goat, etc. are all forbidden in my house on the final day of 2005.

However, I'll concede that MORE GOAT IN '06 is the way to go if we ever want the political scene to change in this country.

I can hear the masses chanting now: MORE GOAT IN '06! MORE GOAT IN '06! MORE GOAT IN '06!!!
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I thought it was the spectral aura of the sender's very bad bait-n-switchin karma.
oh my god
last night was ********.
my appologies to all

rail tequilla, miller lite, and 4 hours of reggaeton had me spinning
i watched a room full of latino guys errupt in a bar fight
some dude ran through the bar naked
there was coleslaw in my hair
and i had sex in the bathroom [*edit* ... TMI??? whatevs ... you're all big people here]

keeping it awesome?
i think so
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Old 12-13-05, 02:30 PM   #842
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keeping it awesome?
i think so
eek! KIA? no TMI!
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Are you sure that was cole slaw?
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Old 12-13-05, 02:40 PM   #844
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I think he was making reference to Booger's wealth of knowledge on the subject of goat pressure cooker construction-- made from an empty Franzia box and a hotplate. But everyone knows pressure-cooked goat is way too tough, and one would rather be goatless in such an instance. Oh wait, it was a goat smoker anyway. nevermind.
Goat Smoker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.cruftbox.com/cruft/docs/elecsmoker.html

http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/show...245800,00.html

It may be too much work. P' n C' don't like to work hard.
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....and i had sex in the bathroom
I for one am neither shocked nor awed.
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I for one am neither shocked nor awed.
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pirates!
it's volunteer night at chain reaction.
come see the 3rJr in person.
bring beer.

i'll be there by 7.
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blasted work!
have fun at chain reaction tonight.
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Ha, that would be even better if instead of braces the goat had a blinged-out grill like the rappers.
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