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Old 06-23-06, 08:48 AM   #8951
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Better for his sister I suppose... maybe you can negotiate to those hot pants?
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Old 06-23-06, 08:53 AM   #8952
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*begins working on obligatory "(pedal) STROKING FOR CASH" sign to hang around neck*
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I'd bet you'd fundraise a record amount if the cat calls I got just bombing down church last night is any sign.
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Old 06-23-06, 08:59 AM   #8954
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Honestly , Eyefloater if you put a ride for life sign on your back and rode down church with just a thong, you would make a TON of cash big time man, and I would join ya but my hernia would make people run away
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Old 06-23-06, 09:04 AM   #8955
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I'd bet you'd fundraise a record amount if the cat calls I got just bombing down church last night is any sign.
take any offers?

yes church st is quite alive this week. anyone going to the parade on sunday?
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Old 06-23-06, 09:10 AM   #8956
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[QUOTE=32flavours]We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming for this announcement.

***I can trackstand!***

That is all.QUOTE]


Congrats on track standing
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Old 06-23-06, 09:15 AM   #8957
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Here is that bike skidding vid I was talking about last night http://videos.streetfire.net/video/B...B000AE687B.htm
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Honestly , Eyefloater if you put a ride for life sign on your back and rode down church with just a thong, you would make a TON of cash big time man, and I would join ya but my hernia would make people run away
I have a trainer you can borrow if you want. Church St. hammering on a trainer in a banana hammock doubles my pledge. Photo evidence is required.
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Old 06-23-06, 09:24 AM   #8959
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I have a trainer you can borrow if you want. Church St. hammering on a trainer in a banana hammock doubles my pledge. Photo evidence is required.
that is a good idea, I'll take the pic's and I believe there would be plenty to vollenter for towel duty
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Old 06-23-06, 09:34 AM   #8960
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that is a good idea, I'll take the pic's and I believe there would be plenty to vollenter for towel duty
towel duty yes, someone should probably also be hosing him down periodically. this is starting to sound a bit like a fixed gear version of an erotic dunk tank.
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Old 06-23-06, 09:39 AM   #8961
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I did see a guy recently at winston churchill park hammering on a trainer in the middle of the field, its seemed very pointless when you could well just ride a bike.
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Old 06-23-06, 09:40 AM   #8962
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Gah! Lousy friends put chocolate in my helmet and then wouldn't let me sleep over, so I had to bike the open roads back home north of the city. Thanks to steeker's pringles I had enough fuel left to make it.
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Old 06-23-06, 09:43 AM   #8963
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Gah! Lousy friends put chocolate in my helmet and then wouldn't let me sleep over, so I had to bike the open roads back home north of the city. Thanks to steeker's pringles I had enough fuel left to make it.
well put Xlax in your friends coffee for payback glad you had a safe ride
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Is there a way we could slowly trailer him and his training rig up Church? People could toss money in as he rolls up the street. A big FFL sign and a bunch of other riders as security. It sounds so crazy it just might work. If he did this pre-parade and or during the parties that night, he could make all 2K in a day. He needs a set of angel wings though.
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Old 06-23-06, 09:55 AM   #8965
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my initial thoughts would be to fill a large camelback resevoir with ice, put beer and resevoir in plasitic lcbo bag and voila. or, do you thing a bottle or two would fit in the resevoir itself?
ziploc bag + ice. I also put the beer bottles inside of big woolie socks to keep them from clanking together and/or poking me in the back.
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Old 06-23-06, 09:55 AM   #8966
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I think people would pay more to see eyefloater dressed up as a bicycle and then have steeker ride around on him in an ass flosser. Its also that much more homerotically humiliating!
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Old 06-23-06, 09:58 AM   #8967
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He needs a set of angel wings though.
bahahahahhaha
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Old 06-23-06, 09:59 AM   #8968
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eyefloater: it's a good thing we were out riding hard last saturday: Check out the air quality readings for that day, and look here for comparison purposes.
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ziploc bag + ice. I also put the beer bottles inside of big woolie socks to keep them from clanking together and/or poking me in the back.
i'll have to get some of those big ziploc freezer bags. i'd probably go with cans for safety. nothing worse than warm beer.
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Close, for me though busted glass in your spine is worse. I like the woolie idea, those freezer ziplocks are the bomb.... how about some of those blue freezer things? That way your not dealing with bags of water to deal with.

The sound of clicking beers as you ride past the police is a heat score.
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I think people would pay more to see eyefloater dressed up as a bicycle and then have steeker ride around on him in an ass flosser. Its also that much more homerotically humiliating!
come on man let me borrow your flosser again I'll promise to wash it this time.... I like the mini cooler bags that fit inside the messenger bag
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Old 06-23-06, 10:35 AM   #8972
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I have a trainer you can borrow if you want. Church St. hammering on a trainer in a banana hammock doubles my pledge. Photo evidence is required.
It is Pride weekend.... you could probably make a whackload of cash.
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Old 06-23-06, 10:36 AM   #8973
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And I'm too damn slow with 16t cog. If anyone has a 3/32 15 T or, Keith, if you're getting them in soon, lemme know. My ride in to work was tediously slow...
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How many teeth on the crank cavit8?
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