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    Quote Originally Posted by TRaffic Jammer
    You know of course that is a gauntlet of challenge slapped across my face like the proverbial trout.
    Don't be embarrassed; you now we all love you.
    If you...or anyone....can find a copy of said commercial I will put up $100 cash. Good luck boys!
    It is the only tape you will not get yer hands on Eugene.

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    the 2 small fish are pilchards, the large fish that john cleese uses is a halibut.. but a trout is close enough (thank you wikipedia.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by cavernmech
    If you...or anyone....can find a copy of said commercial I will put up $100 cash. Good luck boys!
    It is the only tape you will not get yer hands on Eugene.

    i shall forego the $100 finders fee and instead, will put it on youtube. deal!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cavernmech
    Hey T.J....Something like this but bolt on? No questions from the peanut gallery!
    whoa cool chainring!!

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    Now to go delve into my collection of Nike commercial VHS tapes...

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    Quote Originally Posted by gokiburi
    i shall forego the $100 finders fee and instead, will put it on youtube. deal!
    Hmmmmmm....*wonders if he gave Eugene "The Tape"*

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    Quote Originally Posted by cavernmech
    Hmmmmmm....*wonders if he gave Eugene "The Tape"*

    *wonders if i have THE TAPE* ..........

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    Whoah! Christ Almighty! I just discovered I had a decent sized blood blister on the pad of my left pinkie. I accidentally paper cut right into it with a 57 page report, and blood got on EVERY page!!! Now I have to reprint them. haha

    I have no idea how this happened.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiznaz
    Jacking off? Put on a nintendo power glove and ramp it up to 400W.
    AAAAAAAHAhahahahah, that made me laugh.

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    *holds off on anymore trash talk till confimation of tape possession can be verified*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiznaz
    Whoah! Christ Almighty! I just discovered I had a decent sized blood blister on the pad of my left pinkie. I accidentally paper cut right into it with a 57 page report, and blood got on EVERY page!!! Now I have to reprint them. haha

    I have no idea how this happened.
    OH NOS! NOT THE TPS REPORTS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiznaz
    Whoah! Christ Almighty! I just discovered I had a decent sized blood blister on the pad of my left pinkie. I accidentally paper cut right into it with a 57 page report, and blood got on EVERY page!!! Now I have to reprint them. haha

    I have no idea how this happened.
    i've always wondered what would happen if one of those things were cut.... i guess pics would be out of the question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cavernmech
    *holds off on anymore trash talk till confimation of tape possession can be verified*
    *Money changes hands in a shady back alley deal*
    -Milpool

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    Quote Originally Posted by cavernmech
    *holds off on anymore trash talk till confimation of tape possession can be verified*

    huuuuuuun where's that box of old tapes? I coulda sworn we moved it.

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    It'll be like Trainspotting, I can see it now...

    Keith will be with his special lady getting hot and bothered, "Oh wait!" exclaims Keith, "Let me put my nike commercial in the VCR so that we can get in the mood.."

    "I heartily endorse this product and or service" his lady replies maniacally

    He kind of walks/hobbles hunched over to the TV, grabs the worn carboard container with the video and pops it in. Keith lunges back to bed and picks up the remote, and presses play. He anxiously returns to sanding his lady's corns while the tape starts. But the rasping of the 50 grit stops as soon as it begins. Whats this? Pornography? He had thought he had already returned the porn to Eugene.... How had the porn Eugene lent him gotten into the nike commercial box?

    Keith's partner becomes incensed, and starts to shriek and generally tear up the joint. Keith himself can do nothing but focus on the sinking feeling in his stomach, thinking he returned it to his arch enemy (and his porn buddy) Eugene. He is oblivious to the furiously whirling dervish going on around him and can only imagine millions of people finding out what a corporate b*tch he is on youtube and how he likes Wheel of Fortune.

    Keith gets dumped, starts using heroin and then overdoses in an empty apartment with his cat.

    I need to do some work....

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    /me stands up and claps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiznaz

    I need to do some work....
    i too have pondered this. it sounds intriguing........................ ok, back to fast-forwarding through tapes.


    edit: who keeps their porn on vhs nowadays anyways?!?!?!?!?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiznaz
    It'll be like Trainspotting, I can see it now...

    Keith will be with his special lady getting hot and bothered, "Oh wait!" exclaims Keith, "Let me put my nike commercial in the VCR so that we can get in the mood.."

    "I heartily endorse this product and or service" his lady replies maniacally

    He kind of walks/hobbles hunched over to the TV, grabs the worn carboard container with the video and pops it in. Keith lunges back to bed and picks up the remote, and presses play. He anxiously returns to sanding his lady's corns while the tape starts. But the rasping of the 50 grit stops as soon as it begins. Whats this? Pornography? He had thought he had already returned the porn to Eugene.... How had the porn Eugene lent him gotten into the nike commercial box?

    Keith's partner becomes incensed, and starts to shriek and generally tear up the joint. Keith himself can do nothing but focus on the sinking feeling in his stomach, thinking he returned it to his arch enemy (and his porn buddy) Eugene. He is oblivious to the furiously whirling dervish going on around him and can only imagine millions of people finding out what a corporate b*tch he is on youtube and how he likes Wheel of Fortune.

    Keith gets dumped, starts using heroin and then overdoses in an empty apartment with his cat.

    I need to do some work....
    I think he's supposed to have a stroke due to toxoplasmosis from the cat, a bitter irony.
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    truneo that tuned park internal nipple wrench work ??

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    all very wierd
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    Oh right. Okay, that.

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    'Cause we all know Steeker is the picture of normal...

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    so how many are riding tonight?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Offhoff
    'Cause we all know Steeker is the picture of normal...
    me normal nooooooooooooooooooooooooo far from it and glad
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    Quote Originally Posted by STEEKER
    so how many are riding tonight?????
    Quelle heure?

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