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Old 10-05-06, 04:04 PM   #13801
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המשטרה תמליץ להעמיד את קצב לדין
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Old 10-05-06, 04:07 PM   #13802
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It'll be like Trainspotting, I can see it now...

Keith will be with his special lady getting hot and bothered, "Oh wait!" exclaims Keith, "Let me put my nike commercial in the VCR so that we can get in the mood.."

"I heartily endorse this product and or service" his lady replies maniacally

He kind of walks/hobbles hunched over to the TV, grabs the worn carboard container with the video and pops it in. Keith lunges back to bed and picks up the remote, and presses play. He anxiously returns to sanding his lady's corns while the tape starts. But the rasping of the 50 grit stops as soon as it begins. Whats this? Pornography? He had thought he had already returned the porn to Eugene.... How had the porn Eugene lent him gotten into the nike commercial box?

Keith's partner becomes incensed, and starts to shriek and generally tear up the joint. Keith himself can do nothing but focus on the sinking feeling in his stomach, thinking he returned it to his arch enemy (and his porn buddy) Eugene. He is oblivious to the furiously whirling dervish going on around him and can only imagine millions of people finding out what a corporate b*tch he is on youtube and how he likes Wheel of Fortune.

Keith gets dumped, starts using heroin and then overdoses in an empty apartment with his cat.

I need to do some work....
Dude that was about the funniest s#!t I have seen in ages. Your talents are going to waste holed up in an office.
FYI...the tape is safely in the vault at home....WHEW!!!
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Old 10-05-06, 04:08 PM   #13803
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המשטרה תמליץ להעמיד את קצב לדין
so there

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Old 10-05-06, 04:58 PM   #13804
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Brilliant Shizy, simply brilliant.
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Old 10-05-06, 05:00 PM   #13805
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K we're done here.
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Old 10-05-06, 05:08 PM   #13806
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Hmmm... First hockey game tonight? I already have a beer in hand. Sorry CV people, Mats wins
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Old 10-05-06, 05:08 PM   #13807
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ok later I am off for a ride downtown to Kensington then the lake
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Old 10-05-06, 05:09 PM   #13808
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Home with my awesome kids, have a nice evening all.
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Old 10-05-06, 08:21 PM   #13809
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So we just received a chopper for Bike Chain. Anyone want to help make it into a fixed gear? The wheel base is like 10ft and the fork is like 7ft.
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Old 10-05-06, 08:34 PM   #13810
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cool avetar,, no hostility here least not from me
Thanks

And I wasn't referring to the regulars!
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Old 10-05-06, 09:02 PM   #13811
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So, no confirmed takers for my Japanese dinner + Keirin tomorrow night?
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Old 10-05-06, 09:05 PM   #13812
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So, no confirmed takers for my Japanese dinner + Keirin tomorrow night?
If you're paying... yes!
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Old 10-05-06, 09:19 PM   #13813
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Keirin race tomorrow?
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Old 10-05-06, 09:21 PM   #13814
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K we're done here.
So dumb.. it's suppose to be ascii .. but it's a animated gif.. how uncool.
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Old 10-05-06, 09:25 PM   #13815
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Get sushi from Sushi Marche (across the street from C.T.)

Btw, are the Don trails posted on that ever-so-useless Toronto cycling map?
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Old 10-05-06, 09:53 PM   #13816
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Whoah! Christ Almighty! I just discovered I had a decent sized blood blister on the pad of my left pinkie. I accidentally paper cut right into it with a 57 page report, and blood got on EVERY page!!! Now I have to reprint them. haha

I have no idea how this happened.
um...yeah....charlie..gonna need you to come in on saturday...yeah...
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Old 10-05-06, 09:56 PM   #13817
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So, no confirmed takers for my Japanese dinner + Keirin tomorrow night?
only if you can find i shirts in bold colours numbered accordingly with helmet covers to match.

i'd come along but i'm working the dinner shift tomrrow. sorry. have a sake for me.
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Old 10-05-06, 10:27 PM   #13818
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we need to do this except in Toronto:

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Old 10-05-06, 10:42 PM   #13819
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Btw, are the Don trails posted on that ever-so-useless Toronto cycling map?
If you enter the trail here you'll eventually come across most of the other longer trails. http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=478157

with all this Don talk whos up for a BF Don ride sometime this weekend?
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Old 10-05-06, 10:45 PM   #13820
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And yes for Op's pic
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Old 10-05-06, 11:08 PM   #13821
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i shall forego the $100 finders fee and instead, will put it on youtube. deal!
getting closer... http://joeclark.org/niketo.html

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The campaign revolved around real-world Toronto athletes (broadly defined). Ads featuring these local heroes consisted of a big photo and some staccato stats about the heroes, like "Keith (the Animal) MacDonald. Born: Toronto, September 1966. Occupation: Bike Courier. Favourite Movie: Road Warrior. Favourite TV Show: Wheel of Fortune. Favourite Time of Day: Rush Hour. Just Do It."
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Old 10-05-06, 11:11 PM   #13822
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K we're done here.
Stop stealing my props.
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Old 10-06-06, 12:53 AM   #13823
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Just ordered some Sidi Dominators off Nashbar for a sweet price
http://www.nashbar.com/profile.cfm?c...All%20Products
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Old 10-06-06, 06:30 AM   #13824
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we need to do this except in Toronto:
hahahahahaha coooooool pic!

edit: Freezing cold ride in...3 deg. WTF!! breakout the bubble jackets and Timboots!!
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Old 10-06-06, 06:47 AM   #13825
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Har Har Har....thats about as close as yer gonna get. A for effort.
T.J. has the best chance with his Nike connections...but that will still not "Do It". Perhaps one day in a drunken stupor I will have a private screening and bear the brunt of the jokes made at my expense.
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