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    המשטרה תמליץ להעמיד את קצב לדין
    LOW RACER PILOT MASI fixed/singlespeed http://www.flickr.com/photos/steeker/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiznaz
    It'll be like Trainspotting, I can see it now...

    Keith will be with his special lady getting hot and bothered, "Oh wait!" exclaims Keith, "Let me put my nike commercial in the VCR so that we can get in the mood.."

    "I heartily endorse this product and or service" his lady replies maniacally

    He kind of walks/hobbles hunched over to the TV, grabs the worn carboard container with the video and pops it in. Keith lunges back to bed and picks up the remote, and presses play. He anxiously returns to sanding his lady's corns while the tape starts. But the rasping of the 50 grit stops as soon as it begins. Whats this? Pornography? He had thought he had already returned the porn to Eugene.... How had the porn Eugene lent him gotten into the nike commercial box?

    Keith's partner becomes incensed, and starts to shriek and generally tear up the joint. Keith himself can do nothing but focus on the sinking feeling in his stomach, thinking he returned it to his arch enemy (and his porn buddy) Eugene. He is oblivious to the furiously whirling dervish going on around him and can only imagine millions of people finding out what a corporate b*tch he is on youtube and how he likes Wheel of Fortune.

    Keith gets dumped, starts using heroin and then overdoses in an empty apartment with his cat.

    I need to do some work....
    Dude that was about the funniest s#!t I have seen in ages. Your talents are going to waste holed up in an office.
    FYI...the tape is safely in the vault at home....WHEW!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by STEEKER
    המשטרה תמליץ להעמיד את קצב לדין
    so there
    Last edited by STEEKER; 12-01-07 at 08:30 PM.
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    Brilliant Shizy, simply brilliant.

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    K we're done here.
    Mes compaingnons cui j'amoie et cui j'aim,... Me di, chanson.

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    Hmmm... First hockey game tonight? I already have a beer in hand. Sorry CV people, Mats wins

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    ok later I am off for a ride downtown to Kensington then the lake
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    Home with my awesome kids, have a nice evening all.

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    So we just received a chopper for Bike Chain. Anyone want to help make it into a fixed gear? The wheel base is like 10ft and the fork is like 7ft.
    Mes compaingnons cui j'amoie et cui j'aim,... Me di, chanson.

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    Quote Originally Posted by STEEKER
    cool avetar,, no hostility here least not from me
    Thanks

    And I wasn't referring to the regulars!

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    So, no confirmed takers for my Japanese dinner + Keirin tomorrow night?
    -Milpool

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    Quote Originally Posted by somnambulant
    So, no confirmed takers for my Japanese dinner + Keirin tomorrow night?
    If you're paying... yes!
    Mes compaingnons cui j'amoie et cui j'aim,... Me di, chanson.

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    Keirin race tomorrow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by operator


    K we're done here.
    So dumb.. it's suppose to be ascii .. but it's a animated gif.. how uncool.

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    Get sushi from Sushi Marche (across the street from C.T.)

    Btw, are the Don trails posted on that ever-so-useless Toronto cycling map?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiznaz
    Whoah! Christ Almighty! I just discovered I had a decent sized blood blister on the pad of my left pinkie. I accidentally paper cut right into it with a 57 page report, and blood got on EVERY page!!! Now I have to reprint them. haha

    I have no idea how this happened.
    um...yeah....charlie..gonna need you to come in on saturday...yeah...

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    Quote Originally Posted by somnambulant
    So, no confirmed takers for my Japanese dinner + Keirin tomorrow night?
    only if you can find i shirts in bold colours numbered accordingly with helmet covers to match.

    i'd come along but i'm working the dinner shift tomrrow. sorry. have a sake for me.

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    we need to do this except in Toronto:

    Mes compaingnons cui j'amoie et cui j'aim,... Me di, chanson.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eyefloater
    Btw, are the Don trails posted on that ever-so-useless Toronto cycling map?
    If you enter the trail here you'll eventually come across most of the other longer trails. http://www.gmap-pedometer.com/?r=478157

    with all this Don talk whos up for a BF Don ride sometime this weekend?

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    And yes for Op's pic

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    Quote Originally Posted by gokiburi
    i shall forego the $100 finders fee and instead, will put it on youtube. deal!
    getting closer... http://joeclark.org/niketo.html

    The campaign revolved around real-world Toronto athletes (broadly defined). Ads featuring these local heroes consisted of a big photo and some staccato stats about the heroes, like "Keith (the Animal) MacDonald. Born: Toronto, September 1966. Occupation: Bike Courier. Favourite Movie: Road Warrior. Favourite TV Show: Wheel of Fortune. Favourite Time of Day: Rush Hour. Just Do It."

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    Quote Originally Posted by operator


    K we're done here.
    Stop stealing my props.

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    Just ordered some Sidi Dominators off Nashbar for a sweet price
    http://www.nashbar.com/profile.cfm?c...All%20Products

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    Quote Originally Posted by operator
    we need to do this except in Toronto:
    hahahahahaha coooooool pic!

    edit: Freezing cold ride in...3 deg. WTF!! breakout the bubble jackets and Timboots!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fixedude
    Har Har Har....thats about as close as yer gonna get. A for effort.
    T.J. has the best chance with his Nike connections...but that will still not "Do It". Perhaps one day in a drunken stupor I will have a private screening and bear the brunt of the jokes made at my expense.

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