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Retiring your steed in style? Ideas.

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Old 12-06-15, 05:15 PM
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Retiring your steed in style? Ideas.

So I'm retiring my Dawes Lightning DLX bike after 8 months of faithful service. She''ll become a bike I ride for errands probably once a month if that.

She's served me well with 6983 miles (according to MMR) over those 8 months. As a farewell ride I was going to do the SFO to SD route listed here and back (S.D. to S.F. ? by Bike | San Diego Reader) that will put me at about 8500 miles for the year and will be a good farewell ride to her. I'll then build up the Breezer over the winter break.

Any other ideas on how to retire a bike in style?

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Lead it out into a pasture and shoot it when it's not looking?
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Sell it on Craigslist.
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Originally Posted by Homebrew01
Sell it on Craigslist.
I'm retiring her by making her an errand bike which I'll ride occasionally. So no need to sell it, besides I'd get probably $100 for it.
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Hopefully you'll plan your route better than the people who wrote that article.
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Hopefully you'll plan your route better than the people who wrote that article.
Yeah. The other weird thing is it was a honeymoon ride according to the article. Why on earth would you want to ride 150 miles per day on your honeymoon.
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Rain bike.
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Fancy new rack.

Milk Crate... heaven forbid.

And a new commuter.

1 year sounds like a pretty sort time for "retirement". You've done a few miles. One or two sets of tires? However, my "faithful steed" has been with me since 1982. Only now has it finally been allowed to stay home on those rainy days. But it still gets plenty of road time when the sun is out.
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There really is only one way to do this:

Midnight nudie ride.
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Originally Posted by smarkinson
There really is only one way to do this:

Midnight nudie ride.
You had me at Midnight!

Great idea. Now what's the most conservative town b/w SF and SD? I'll try to do it then.
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Perhaps it is a matter of semantics, but it sounds like you are repurposing this bike, not retiring it.
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Originally Posted by Lazyass
Rain bike.
+1 I like that idea! Rain bike and errand bike are compatible in setup. I turned my old Fuji into a rain bike. I added campus pedals so I can wear cycling shoes or not, and a rack and trunk bag (panniers could make it a grocery getter), . Mine also has a decently padded vinyl (rain proof) saddle.

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Sell it on Craigslist.
I like that idea too!

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Originally Posted by caloso
Perhaps it is a matter of semantics, but it sounds like you are repurposing this bike, not retiring it.
Its going to be retired from being my main steed I been riding 200 miles on weekly. Since it was my first road bike and the one that got me hooked in biking I want to keep it. I will repurpose it, but I can't see myself riding 200 miles on it for all of next year.
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Originally Posted by Inpd
Its going to be retired from being my main steed I been riding 200 miles on weekly. Since it was my first road bike and the one that got me hooked in biking I want to keep it. I will repurpose it, but I can't see myself riding 200 miles on it for all of next year.
start using it for practical purposes. errands, picking up groceries, commuting. you can do a lot with it. if you're riding with your kid, use it.
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Deja Vue?

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start using it for practical purposes. errands, picking up groceries, commuting. you can do a lot with it. if you're riding with your kid, use it.
So we already had this discussion on what to do with the bike! I'm doing what you suggested which you list above, but in all reality she's going to be ridden hardly ever at all.

I'm intersted in knowing is there a standard way to farewell a bike.

I've spent 15 hours a week on for her for the last 40 weeks. That's typically more than with my wife.

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Originally Posted by Inpd
..... is there a standard way to farewell a bike.
Clean her up real nice. Find a nice area (something better than a garage door) and take some really good pictures. I got a nice little stack. Good memories.
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You had me at Midnight!

Great idea. Now what's the most conservative town b/w SF and SD? I'll try to do it then.
Santa Maria! Lots of Reagan country out there in middle of the state.
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Explosives?
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Why are you retiring it after only 8 months? Upgrade?
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Viking funeral.
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Well, I work in the aerospace manufacturing industry and we have a chicken cannon for test purposes... (yes, it shoots chickens) Maybe I'll test how a bike holds up to a bird strike, something similar to what a plane might experience on take off?
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Ghost ride if off a sweet jump.
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There's no answer to this because a bike is an inanimate object, and does not require any ceremony to stop riding it. Just stop riding it. Just because you are weirdly emotional about it doesn't mean there is a standard way to deal with this weird emotion.

The proper pronoun for a bike is "it" not "she" and the word "steed" should never be used to refer to a bike.

Sell it on craigslist, use it for errands, hang it in the garage to gather dust or let your friends borrow when they visit. It doesn't matter.
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Originally Posted by valygrl
There's no answer to this because a bike is an inanimate object, and does not require any ceremony to stop riding it. Just stop riding it. Just because you are weirdly emotional about it doesn't mean there is a standard way to deal with this weird emotion.

The proper pronoun for a bike is "it" not "she" and the word "steed" should never be used to refer to a bike.

Sell it on craigslist, use it for errands, hang it in the garage to gather dust or let your friends borrow when they visit. It doesn't matter.
Oh, now you've done it. Every single word you wrote is correct.
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Well, OP is emotionally invested in this bike. So many threads and posts touting and defending it! Now he's over it in just 8 months. Sad....
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