Obsessive Compulsive Poseur:
He/She who spends extraordinary amounts of money on unbelievably flashy clothing and componentry that all matches beautifully, in an artistic fashion. Then, finds themselves the nearest convience store and hangs out for an unspecified amount of time while people stare at you, as you are busy looking cool.
The disorder has been discovered, and defined by said founder of the OCP club, Patriot.
Proper acronym has been coined by 55/Rad.
Rules for the newly founded OCP club. As officially wriiten by khuon.
The Rules of Obsessive Compulsive Poseur Club
by Jake Khuon
and his other self
The First Rule of Obsessive Compulsive Poseur Club is: You do not talk about Obsessive Compulsive Poseur Club.
The Second Rule of Obsessive Compulsive Poseur Club is: You DO NOT talk about Obsessive Compulsive Poseur Club.
Third Rule: If someone says "ride" or goes to pedal, the posing IS over.
Fourth Rule: Only two poseurs to a picture.
Fifth Rule: One picture at a time.
Sixth Rule: No steel, no aluminum.
Seventh Rule: Posings will go on AS LONG AS they have to.
And the Eighth and Final Rule: If this is your first time at Obsessive Compulsive Poseur Club, you HAVE to pose.
As hereby certified this 11th day of May, 2005.
Amendments are to follow, but only if they meet a specific high level of compulsiveness.
To join the OCP club, please introduce yourself appropriately. Thank you.
Now, let the posing begin.