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Old 07-25-16, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by PepeM
Why would you pay for something you can get online for free?
Agreed, I get all my financial advice from anonymous strangers on the interweb and my current net worth is about $1.37b.
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wash your butt...

try a 50/50 mix of lye and vodka...

should take care of the condition you describe.
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Originally Posted by cthenn
Lmao this thread delivers. How is this not locked yet?
The title alone is gold.
But seriously, two words: Baby wipes.
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Originally Posted by Trsnrtr
I need a new doctor because mine can't seem to figure it out.
Doctors aren't always right the first guess. Sometimes you have to go back to give your Doctor a 2nd look at a problem. Sometimes.... a problem will even need a referral to a specialist.

I like a quick, easy, cheap solution as much as anyone. But sometimes it just doesn't work out that way.
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Originally Posted by Lanceoldstrong
Insane Butt Taint sounds like a psycho hip hop group.
Their fans would be Buggalos, after all Insane Clown Posse has the Juggalos.
Effing Tucks Pads, how do they work?
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Originally Posted by surgeonstone
I have seen and treated many with this condition and am somewhat amazed at how many docs get it wrong.
What's your NPI number?

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I remember the word being used back in the early 70s. That was before Al Gore invented the interweb and before Urban Dictionary started their website.
Deferring to anecdote? Stay classy.

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This I can help with.

Taint. (2011). In Urban Dictionary. Retrieved from Urban Dictionary: taint
This is neither APA nor MLA. It's not even Chicago/Turabian. Stay classy.

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Doctor Bronner's Peppermint Soap, followed by Lamisil.

If that doesn't work, it's probably too late to say...
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Originally Posted by oldnslow2
Agreed, I get all my financial advice from anonymous strangers on the interweb and my current net worth is about $1.37b.
Should be $1.37... I fat fingered the "b".
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How did this make it to four pages without getting locked?
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Because it tain't funny.
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SEE A DERMATOLOGIST.

It's that simple, see a pro who can see you, rater than ask a bunch of kibitzers who can't.

Keep in mind that itching can be tricky, it may be allergic, fungal or some kind of irritant, or just about anything else including nerve related rather than local. Perversely your intensified effort at cleaning it may be the issue, frequent washing can dry the skin causing itch.

If you don't want to see the doc, try your luck with talcum applied 2-3 times a day, both before and after riding and see if it changes anything. Also consider changing the detergent you use on your shorts or underwear and do an extra rinse cycle or two to make sure there's zero residue.

But, if you don't want to waste time ----- see the Doc ASAP so whatever he suggests has time to work before RAGBRAI.
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Originally Posted by FBinNY
SEE A DERMATOLOGIST.

It's that simple, see a pro who can see you, rater than ask a bunch of kibitzers who can't.
It's that simple. End of thread. No, really, it's getting more stupider now.
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Itchy Taint/Butt - Update

I'm not really sure why my other thread was closed, unless it was due to all the jerkoffs with their wiseass, completely useless comments. I started the thread to see if others have dealt with something similar.

So here's the update...

Before the first day of riding on RAGBRAI, I was seeing a 95% improvement..I'm at 100% now and that's after 4 days of some pretty grueling hilly and hot days.

I went to the walk in clinic the day before heading to the starting town and she prescribed me a prescription steroid cream to help with the itching, and she told me to continue using selson blue as well as monistat vaginal cream.

The rash was not caused by the cycling directly, but she thinks it grew and did not heal due to all the sweaty miles on the bike.

Hopefully this helps if any of you run into the same issues down the road. Godspeed.
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Originally Posted by DustyBottoms1
I'm not really sure why my other thread was closed, unless it was due to all the jerkoffs with their wiseass, completely useless comments. I started the thread to see if others have dealt with something similar.
Hi Dusty, don't take it personally. The thread was closed because it had turned into a circus. No further useful information was being offered.

You are new here, welcome, but let me explain further. When a thread gets closed by a moderator it should be understood that the topic is dead, and one should not start a new thread on the same topic for any reason without discussing it with someone from the mod team.

We appreciate your effort to update the information on your condition. I will merge this thread with the closed one for future reference. Thanks again!
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