I am sorry I have to drop you because you look like Lance
09-07-05, 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by R600DuraAce
This is getting funnier. I have less than maybe 3 posts here while a lot of you are probably having nothing to do. 
A lot of rewards in cycling and racing are the result of years of hard work and training. You have to earn your jersey. If you ride for a team, you have to burry yourself in a race so that the tactic would stick. Sure, you have loads of money and you can buy and wear all pro jersey and gears all you want. If you (decked out with a pro team kit with the bike) pull up next to another rider who trains 15+ hours a week and racing every weekend for couple of years already, his or her first thought would be you are a poser. In order not to offend your sensitivity, he or she would try to be friendly. You can cry and whin all you want but you will be the last thing on their minds during the race. While you go to the gym during the off season but these guys and girls would be out riding in the freezing temp, snow, and rain.
A lot of rewards in cycling and racing are the result of years of hard work and training. You have to earn your jersey. If you ride for a team, you have to burry yourself in a race so that the tactic would stick. Sure, you have loads of money and you can buy and wear all pro jersey and gears all you want. If you (decked out with a pro team kit with the bike) pull up next to another rider who trains 15+ hours a week and racing every weekend for couple of years already, his or her first thought would be you are a poser. In order not to offend your sensitivity, he or she would try to be friendly. You can cry and whin all you want but you will be the last thing on their minds during the race. While you go to the gym during the off season but these guys and girls would be out riding in the freezing temp, snow, and rain.
09-07-05, 11:15 PM
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I want to take this moment to a) thank the mods for not locking this one up, it's just too damn funny, and 2) thank r600 for filling the hole filled by previous BF celebs. That's right, I'm talking about fujiracer and our own beloved kea4zeann or whatever it was. Thank you r600, thank you from the bottom of my heart.
dumb$hit.
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09-08-05, 04:15 AM
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Originally Posted by R600DuraAce
I am actually a Chinese American. Not really Asian. No, I don't exhibit any "Asian" stereotypes at all.
No, I don't exhibit any "Asian" stereotypes at all.
09-08-05, 05:43 AM
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Originally Posted by The_Convert
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
09-08-05, 06:48 AM
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Don't tell me the fun is over.
By the way, what would have happened if he responded and whooped your A$$ dude? Will he have earned the kit then? If earning a kit is only through winning races why do they sell them to us "the slow ones"?
By the way, what would have happened if he responded and whooped your A$$ dude? Will he have earned the kit then? If earning a kit is only through winning races why do they sell them to us "the slow ones"?
09-08-05, 06:56 AM
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ME too.
09-08-05, 07:17 AM
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I wonder what his teammates would think of this thread and his attitude? Did anyone bother to let them know about this thread?
09-08-05, 07:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Sprocket Man
I got the picture from this thread:
https://www.bikeforums.net/33-road-bike-racing/55757-picture-me-suffering-imminent-quads-failure.html
I think it may be him. . .
https://www.bikeforums.net/33-road-bike-racing/55757-picture-me-suffering-imminent-quads-failure.html
I think it may be him. . .
09-08-05, 07:34 AM
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Originally Posted by soda
I wonder what his teammates would think of this thread and his attitude? Did anyone bother to let them know about this thread?
09-08-05, 07:36 AM
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Originally Posted by PenguinDeD
lol, I love the matter of fact posts the most.
"You suck and are going to hell"
"You suck and are going to hell"
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09-08-05, 07:56 AM
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So someone explain to me please(being canadian) if this "GOD" of a Cat4 racer is so good. What would he average for a race? and what would the distance be?
Oh, and I forget whatpage you said it on there r600, but you said something about Cat1 racers being filler, i dunno dude, sounds like another stupid thing you have said.
Oh, and I forget whatpage you said it on there r600, but you said something about Cat1 racers being filler, i dunno dude, sounds like another stupid thing you have said.
09-08-05, 07:58 AM
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R600,
Don't take out your deficiency frustrations out on random people.
Take me for example,
I have a deficiency in body fat, lactic acid build-up & ITT losses
You don't see me getting angry at other riders because they have more than I do.
Don't take out your deficiency frustrations out on random people.
Take me for example,
I have a deficiency in body fat, lactic acid build-up & ITT losses
You don't see me getting angry at other riders because they have more than I do.
09-08-05, 08:09 AM
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IT seems when one hangs about Commuting/Touring bike theads- bike egos are less extreme..
I ride with the fast Italian cyclist..Can't stand it when women cyclists pass him by..Some appreciate a woman racer ahead...Would be lots of fast women to pass.. To many a rider, a woman ahead in Spandex would slow them down. to each his own.
I ride with the fast Italian cyclist..Can't stand it when women cyclists pass him by..Some appreciate a woman racer ahead...Would be lots of fast women to pass.. To many a rider, a woman ahead in Spandex would slow them down. to each his own.
09-08-05, 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted by MCOBigBen
Hi. My name is Ben. I don't own a road bike, and don't really have any business on this forum.
But, I'm a great fan of phenominal ignorance, and I've come halfway accross the internet just to bask in the glow of innocent stupidity radiating from R600DuraAce.
The thug life stuff was a pleasant bonus.
Thank you all for hosting such a rich trove of humor. I'll see you on the dirt trails.
~Ben
But, I'm a great fan of phenominal ignorance, and I've come halfway accross the internet just to bask in the glow of innocent stupidity radiating from R600DuraAce.
The thug life stuff was a pleasant bonus.
Thank you all for hosting such a rich trove of humor. I'll see you on the dirt trails.
~Ben
09-08-05, 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted by ^*^BATMAN^*^
So someone explain to me please(being canadian) if this "GOD" of a Cat4 racer is so good. What would he average for a race? and what would the distance be?
Oh, and I forget whatpage you said it on there r600, but you said something about Cat1 racers being filler, i dunno dude, sounds like another stupid thing you have said.
Oh, and I forget whatpage you said it on there r600, but you said something about Cat1 racers being filler, i dunno dude, sounds like another stupid thing you have said.
Well here in Texas the cat 5 and cat 4 race speed average have been nearly identicle. The distance for a cat 4 road race is usally 10mi further allthough I've been in couple of RR's where the distance's have been the same. In most cases the fast cat 5 guys will quickly become the fast cat 4 guys, when they reach the 3's it starts to get harder.
The bottom line is that guys like R600 and Sincity are complete tools who just add creadence to the 'roadies are arrogant snob's' stereotype. I ride for a local shop and I have a PowerTapPro setup on my very expensive carbon fiber bike. If ride up to you and your wearing a full Disco kit I could care less. My only jersey hang up is national championship jersey's, they are earned not bought. Also if you are overweight and pushing a tripple up a short hill while wearing a polka dot jersey it might be time to re-think that choice!
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09-08-05, 08:32 AM
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Wow. This took a long time to read. R600 you must be REALLY stupid. And I mean extremely stupid. Your opinions are ridiculous, and almost everything else you say makes no sense. Change your name on this forum and start again, for your own sake.
09-08-05, 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted by R600DuraAce
Very good my young one. That was me last season. This is me (third picture) https://www.kissena.info/ at the Bear Mountain Spring Classic. Felt like in Belgium that day. I race for Kissena, like most folks already knew over at the Racer forum.
Originally Posted by Trev Doyle
Wow. This took a long time to read. R600 you must be REALLY stupid. And I mean extremely stupid. Your opinions are ridiculous, and almost everything else you say makes no sense. Change your name on this forum and start again, for your own sake.
09-08-05, 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by 2Rodies
Also if you are overweight and pushing a tripple up a short hill while wearing a polka dot jersey it might be time to re-think that choice!
09-08-05, 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted by mirona
See, there's always more than one way to look at something. If I was a fat guy pushing a triple up a short hill, I would buy the polka dot jersey as an ironic twist on inspiration.
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09-08-05, 09:05 AM
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Originally Posted by R600DuraAce
I am actually a Chinese American. Not really Asian. No, I don't exhibit any "Asian" stereotypes at all.
No, I don't exhibit any "Asian" stereotypes at all.
09-08-05, 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted by R600DuraAce
I am actually a Chinese American. Not really Asian. No, I don't exhibit any "Asian" stereotypes at all.
No, I don't exhibit any "Asian" stereotypes at all. 
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09-08-05, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by rapidcarbon
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09-08-05, 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by MCOBigBen
Hi. My name is Ben. I don't own a road bike, and don't really have any business on this forum.
But, I'm a great fan of phenominal ignorance, and I've come halfway accross the internet just to bask in the glow of innocent stupidity radiating from R600DuraAce.
The thug life stuff was a pleasant bonus.
Thank you all for hosting such a rich trove of humor. I'll see you on the dirt trails.
~Ben
But, I'm a great fan of phenominal ignorance, and I've come halfway accross the internet just to bask in the glow of innocent stupidity radiating from R600DuraAce.
The thug life stuff was a pleasant bonus.
Thank you all for hosting such a rich trove of humor. I'll see you on the dirt trails.
~Ben
Cool! R600DuraAce, your thread has pilgrims! Maybe people will start following you around town now not satisfied with the internet experience!
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