Peeing on the move
06-24-06, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by bigskymacadam
wasn't that lemond who crapped his bibs at the tour some years ago? when you gotta go ...
else, save it for when you're racing. finding tree = good.
else, save it for when you're racing. finding tree = good.
That is LeMond to you ....LOL... yes he did have diarrhea while riding...one day of a Tour he won. It was a bad peach he says.
06-24-06, 07:14 PM
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Harry: "Lloyd - pull over - I gotta pee".
Lloyd: "Just go man. Just go."
Lloyd (after pause): "Oh, man - that sure is warm".
- Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels riding a minibike high in the mountains, Dumb & Dumber
Lloyd: "Just go man. Just go."
Lloyd (after pause): "Oh, man - that sure is warm".
- Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels riding a minibike high in the mountains, Dumb & Dumber
06-24-06, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by catatonic
I'm sorry, but I can't help laughing imagining how badly this could go wrong.
06-24-06, 08:44 PM
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I rode a century (106miles) last week without the need to pump ship. During the ride I drank 6 bottles of water, ate 3 granola bars and a couple of Gu thingies. It was hot, but not as humid as the previous week. The ride took about 8 hours (including 20 mins to fix a flat), and I lost about 6lbs which was mostly sweat. I didn't feel the need to pee, and I didn't feel dehydrated. So if you pump before you start, why would you need to let it fly on the fly? (Just remind me not to follow you… 
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06-24-06, 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by spinnaker
This reminds me of an incident that I witnessed as a young man. I used to belong to the Boy Scouts. Each summer we would go away for a week to summer camp. One year the camp would be followed by a week long canoe trip down the Allegheny River. One of the young men in our troop severely hurt his knee during the week of the camp. The doctor advised him to go home and to not go on the canoe trip. He refused so the doctor told him to avoid getting out of the canoe. We would take periodic "nature" breaks where we would pull to shore to answer the call of nature while Anthony would stay in the canoe. He solved his problem by lifting a leg over the side and relieving himself. In one incident I spotted a canoe close behind Anthony's canoe and about to pass. I could see Anthony lifting his leg as the canoe passed. All I could see was someone that appeared to be screaming, as it was too far away and the river too noisy to really hear anything. It was one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
That's freaking great! That's about as good as when our scout troop's loudmouth told me to "go play with myself" when I was trying to give him advice about the latrine...namely that we could not find dry enough ground for the frame, so he had to be gentle getting onto it. He fell in....the screams and whining was priceless.....we were all half tempted to let him sleep in it for the night, but that wouldn't have been very scout-like...so we had to pull him out. That was the last time he ever mouthed off when someone tried to stop him on his way to the latrine.
06-24-06, 09:32 PM
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Um, here's a thought: If you're not actually a pro-rider and you're not actually in a race, why not do the reasonably intelligent and civilized thing and pull over, face away from the road, and do your thing? Why do roadies have to always blow smoke up their own asses by pretending to be Ivan Basso all the time? Restrooms. Use 'em. It's what God made them for.
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06-24-06, 09:48 PM
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I'd hate to crash while having my schwantz hanging out in the breeze. The thought of having the road grate that area into a road rashy pulp is enough to get me off the bike to relieve myself. I suppose if it came down to it, I like Jakey's suggestion of doing it and then rinsing w/ some water.
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06-24-06, 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by brunop
i do it all the time--just pull yer pecker outta yer shorts and let fly. i was peein' a few days ago off the bike and i thought this lady was gonna have a coronary when she saw me!!
Originally Posted by brunop
don't though--i repeat DON'T--crap off the bike. stop for that one.
cheers!
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06-25-06, 06:43 AM
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Pee before you get on your bike. I've done a 200 km ride without peeing once.
06-25-06, 04:54 PM
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Mission accomplished. Man - that was great! Felt like a 4 yo again - gotta go? Just whip it out and whiz. Did it twice on todays's ride. I can't wait for my next ride. I'm gonna drink a gallon of water before and piss everywhere!
Whoohooo!
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Originally Posted by Thulsadoom
Sure, there's nothing to it, I do it all the time, and lots of other people do also.
Wait for a stretch of road where you can coast for 10-20 seconds. You might want a private stretch of road, for obvious reasons. Stand up on the pedals, hold onto the bars with one hand, turn your body as far to one side as safely possible(wind direction should tell you which side to turn to), pull down the shorts with the other, whip out the old boy and let fly, all the while turned to the side so as not to get urine where you don't want it. Shake it off and put it back. Voila, never had to clip out...
Wait for a stretch of road where you can coast for 10-20 seconds. You might want a private stretch of road, for obvious reasons. Stand up on the pedals, hold onto the bars with one hand, turn your body as far to one side as safely possible(wind direction should tell you which side to turn to), pull down the shorts with the other, whip out the old boy and let fly, all the while turned to the side so as not to get urine where you don't want it. Shake it off and put it back. Voila, never had to clip out...
06-25-06, 05:45 PM
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After your ride, what are you going to tell the waitress when you stop in for a quick bite to eat and she asks you what is all that yellow stain all over your socks and jersey.
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OP: Drink less... or ride harder so you sweat more..... Or just take 45 seconds out of your training ride to stop and pee.
That's freaking great! That's about as good as when our scout troop's loudmouth told me to "go play with myself" when I was trying to give him advice about the latrine...namely that we could not find dry enough ground for the frame, so he had to be gentle getting onto it. He fell in....the screams and whining was priceless.....we were all half tempted to let him sleep in it for the night, but that wouldn't have been very scout-like...so we had to pull him out. That was the last time he ever mouthed off when someone tried to stop him on his way to the latrine.
Being an Eagle Scout I figured I would share my story:
One night at camp some of the older scouts convinced this one annoying, loud mouth (always one in the troop) to play "truth or dare", and they bet him to drop a huge rock down into the pit toilet. It was dark out so he couldn't see how far it down it was...... Well... he dropped the huge rock and proceeded to keep looking into the hole and SPLASH! Right into his face and all over his clothes.....
The funny thing was that the showers were all closed for the night, and he had no way of cleaning off..... The poor kid had to go down to the lake and wash off with a bar of soap. Needless to say he was the most behaved kid the rest of the week.
Originally Posted by catatonic
That's freaking great! That's about as good as when our scout troop's loudmouth told me to "go play with myself" when I was trying to give him advice about the latrine...namely that we could not find dry enough ground for the frame, so he had to be gentle getting onto it. He fell in....the screams and whining was priceless.....we were all half tempted to let him sleep in it for the night, but that wouldn't have been very scout-like...so we had to pull him out. That was the last time he ever mouthed off when someone tried to stop him on his way to the latrine.One night at camp some of the older scouts convinced this one annoying, loud mouth (always one in the troop) to play "truth or dare", and they bet him to drop a huge rock down into the pit toilet. It was dark out so he couldn't see how far it down it was...... Well... he dropped the huge rock and proceeded to keep looking into the hole and SPLASH! Right into his face and all over his clothes.....
The funny thing was that the showers were all closed for the night, and he had no way of cleaning off..... The poor kid had to go down to the lake and wash off with a bar of soap. Needless to say he was the most behaved kid the rest of the week.
06-25-06, 06:19 PM
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Careful out there:
Local newspaper story : Guy stopped off a bicycle & peed. Unbeknownst, Local mother, with small female child, observed and called police. Guy was charged with obscene behavior and is fighting same as if convicted he will be required to registar as a sex offender.
True incident.
Local newspaper story : Guy stopped off a bicycle & peed. Unbeknownst, Local mother, with small female child, observed and called police. Guy was charged with obscene behavior and is fighting same as if convicted he will be required to registar as a sex offender.
True incident.
06-25-06, 06:47 PM
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Well you probably have been drinking so... take your water bottle, stick it up your shorts or bibs and go for it. A pro rider did this in last years national crit in downers grove. Please carefully chuck your bottle when done.
06-25-06, 06:51 PM
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Are you kidding?
I'd kill a small child for thinking about touching my bike; you think I'm going to piss on it?
I'd kill a small child for thinking about touching my bike; you think I'm going to piss on it?
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06-25-06, 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by domestique
OP: Drink less... or ride harder so you sweat more..... Or just take 45 seconds out of your training ride to stop and pee.
Being an Eagle Scout I figured I would share my story:
One night at camp some of the older scouts convinced this one annoying, loud mouth (always one in the troop) to play "truth or dare", and they bet him to drop a huge rock down into the pit toilet. It was dark out so he couldn't see how far it down it was...... Well... he dropped the huge rock and proceeded to keep looking into the hole and SPLASH! Right into his face and all over his clothes.....
The funny thing was that the showers were all closed for the night, and he had no way of cleaning off..... The poor kid had to go down to the lake and wash off with a bar of soap. Needless to say he was the most behaved kid the rest of the week.
Being an Eagle Scout I figured I would share my story:
One night at camp some of the older scouts convinced this one annoying, loud mouth (always one in the troop) to play "truth or dare", and they bet him to drop a huge rock down into the pit toilet. It was dark out so he couldn't see how far it down it was...... Well... he dropped the huge rock and proceeded to keep looking into the hole and SPLASH! Right into his face and all over his clothes.....
The funny thing was that the showers were all closed for the night, and he had no way of cleaning off..... The poor kid had to go down to the lake and wash off with a bar of soap. Needless to say he was the most behaved kid the rest of the week.
06-25-06, 07:48 PM
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This has no relevance at all to this thread, but when I was in high school, this was a subject of laughter for a week.....https://magic-cone.com/animation1.htm
Yes, it's real
Yes, it's real
06-25-06, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Cassadamius
This has no relevance at all to this thread, but when I was in high school, this was a subject of laughter for a week.....https://magic-cone.com/animation1.htm
Yes, it's real
Yes, it's real
I am not really sure what to say about that.
06-25-06, 09:09 PM
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I've seen girls scooch way back off the back of the saddle and let it fly.
So yeah, they're peeing on their rear wheel. Big deal. If you want to win a race, you sometimes have to do strange things.
So yeah, they're peeing on their rear wheel. Big deal. If you want to win a race, you sometimes have to do strange things.
06-25-06, 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Red Baron
Careful out there:
Local newspaper story : Guy stopped off a bicycle & peed. Unbeknownst, Local mother, with small female child, observed and called police. Guy was charged with obscene behavior and is fighting same as if convicted he will be required to registar as a sex offender.
True incident.
Local newspaper story : Guy stopped off a bicycle & peed. Unbeknownst, Local mother, with small female child, observed and called police. Guy was charged with obscene behavior and is fighting same as if convicted he will be required to registar as a sex offender.
True incident.
06-26-06, 12:00 AM
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Last weekend at Provincials I was treated to a urinating cyclist. Except he chose to relieve himself THROUGH his shorts. Poor sod could have used some of the technique tips here. Needless to say he did not last the race.
06-26-06, 12:06 AM
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Originally Posted by vampares
I can tinkle a quater mile stretch. Looks like somebody busted a radiator. In a car on the other hand this is nearly impossible while driving. As soon as the guy holding you pecker gets the reefer he lets go, the guy holding the wheel freaks and when the cops get there everybodys covered in piss and your the only one with his pants down.
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06-26-06, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Cassadamius
This has no relevance at all to this thread, but when I was in high school, this was a subject of laughter for a week.....https://magic-cone.com/animation1.htm
Yes, it's real
Yes, it's real