2 Incidents today... sweet
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2 Incidents today... sweet
i make short stories so read
1. So theres a sharp S-turn suggested 5mph signs, rumble strips etc. Im riding right on the line, and some idiot on a streetfighter style motorcycle is carving the apex right on my shoulder. we both stop about 20 ft from each other avoiding a head on collision. i was mad.
2. So im in bum **** egypt in the middle of cornfields so i went to slalom betweeen the dashed lines to wake me up from the cold windy boredom, so car abotu 1/2 mile ahead okay, so i get back over, and this inbred trash-stache rockin' mullet wearing hilljack in a 1981 pontiac parisienne crosses the yellow and floors it at me with a big 3 tooth salute
thats all. discuss among yourselves.
1. So theres a sharp S-turn suggested 5mph signs, rumble strips etc. Im riding right on the line, and some idiot on a streetfighter style motorcycle is carving the apex right on my shoulder. we both stop about 20 ft from each other avoiding a head on collision. i was mad.
2. So im in bum **** egypt in the middle of cornfields so i went to slalom betweeen the dashed lines to wake me up from the cold windy boredom, so car abotu 1/2 mile ahead okay, so i get back over, and this inbred trash-stache rockin' mullet wearing hilljack in a 1981 pontiac parisienne crosses the yellow and floors it at me with a big 3 tooth salute
thats all. discuss among yourselves.
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