OOOhhhh Lance sent those fake emails from the French lab...riiiiight.
11-28-06, 11:36 AM
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OOOhhhh Lance sent those fake emails from the French lab...riiiiight.
Ok so I think someone tried to post this during the server SNAFU. Do you believe these idiots? Are they seriously blaming Lance for the fake emails? Sure that adds a BUNCH of credability to their argument.
Originally Posted by cyclingnews.com
Lance Armstrong: cybercriminal?
By Tim Maloney, European Editor
Although French investigators from the cybercrime unit of the Gendarmerie have yet to find the culprits who hacked the computer system of the anti-doping laboratory (LNDD) in Châtenay-Malabry, sending fake e-mails that were allegedly sent by a "close associate" of 2006 Tour De France winner Floyd Landis, according to French newspaper Le Monde, another American cyclist may be a suspect in the cyberspace tomfoolery: Lance Armstrong.
An article published last week in Le Monde by French journalist Stéphane Mandard contained a claim that Lance Armstrong might be the mystery hacker of the LNDD lab, according to allegations by Betsy Andreu in her deposition of January 17, 2006 in the Armstrong/SCA Promotions arbitration case. When Armstrong's attorney Timothy Herman deposed Mrs. Andreu, asking "did you already tell anyone that Lance Armstrong has hacked your computer", Betsy Andreu, the wife of former professional cyclist Frankie Andreu said "I think [Armstrong] has hacked my computer and we are currently suing America On Line to find the IP address of who hacked my computer."
Betsy Andreu had already filed a complaint with the Dearborn, Michigan police department on March 31, 2005 when she tried to sign on to her AOL account and found that someone else had already signed on to her account and that the same thing happened to Frankie Andreu's computer the next day.
Betsy Andreu told Le Monde's Mandard that "Lance wanted to control everything; anything anyone might say about him and he was ready to do anything to do it." According to Mrs. Andreu, her computer wasn't the only one Armstrong had hacked. She claimed in her SCA deposition in January 2006 that former Oakley sports marketing manager Stephanie McIlvain thought that Armstrong had hacked her computer and had placed a bug in the computer of his ex-wife Kristin as the couple was going through their divorce.
"Stephanie told me that [Armstrong] told her he put a bug in Kristin's computer and every word she typed was sent directly to him. Stephanie was scared that Lance had also hacked her computer." Although AOL refused to cooperate with Ms. Andreu, she told Mandard the she next intended to take the matter up with the Justice Department.
When Cyclingnews reached Lance Armstrong at his home in Austin, Texas to ask him about the accusations in the Le Monde article, the seven time Tour De France winner was incredulous. "Oh boy... Just when I thought I had heard it all", exclaimed a surprised Armstrong. "What's next? Saddam Hussein's WMD's are out at my ranch in Texas? 'Ridiculous' does not even begin to describe this latest insinuation. These accusations are not credible in any sense of the word. Are we supposed to believe anything Betsy Andreu says? However, I do wish her all the luck in the world with her lawsuit against AOL, one of the largest ISP's in the world today."
By Tim Maloney, European Editor
Although French investigators from the cybercrime unit of the Gendarmerie have yet to find the culprits who hacked the computer system of the anti-doping laboratory (LNDD) in Châtenay-Malabry, sending fake e-mails that were allegedly sent by a "close associate" of 2006 Tour De France winner Floyd Landis, according to French newspaper Le Monde, another American cyclist may be a suspect in the cyberspace tomfoolery: Lance Armstrong.
An article published last week in Le Monde by French journalist Stéphane Mandard contained a claim that Lance Armstrong might be the mystery hacker of the LNDD lab, according to allegations by Betsy Andreu in her deposition of January 17, 2006 in the Armstrong/SCA Promotions arbitration case. When Armstrong's attorney Timothy Herman deposed Mrs. Andreu, asking "did you already tell anyone that Lance Armstrong has hacked your computer", Betsy Andreu, the wife of former professional cyclist Frankie Andreu said "I think [Armstrong] has hacked my computer and we are currently suing America On Line to find the IP address of who hacked my computer."
Betsy Andreu had already filed a complaint with the Dearborn, Michigan police department on March 31, 2005 when she tried to sign on to her AOL account and found that someone else had already signed on to her account and that the same thing happened to Frankie Andreu's computer the next day.
Betsy Andreu told Le Monde's Mandard that "Lance wanted to control everything; anything anyone might say about him and he was ready to do anything to do it." According to Mrs. Andreu, her computer wasn't the only one Armstrong had hacked. She claimed in her SCA deposition in January 2006 that former Oakley sports marketing manager Stephanie McIlvain thought that Armstrong had hacked her computer and had placed a bug in the computer of his ex-wife Kristin as the couple was going through their divorce.
"Stephanie told me that [Armstrong] told her he put a bug in Kristin's computer and every word she typed was sent directly to him. Stephanie was scared that Lance had also hacked her computer." Although AOL refused to cooperate with Ms. Andreu, she told Mandard the she next intended to take the matter up with the Justice Department.
When Cyclingnews reached Lance Armstrong at his home in Austin, Texas to ask him about the accusations in the Le Monde article, the seven time Tour De France winner was incredulous. "Oh boy... Just when I thought I had heard it all", exclaimed a surprised Armstrong. "What's next? Saddam Hussein's WMD's are out at my ranch in Texas? 'Ridiculous' does not even begin to describe this latest insinuation. These accusations are not credible in any sense of the word. Are we supposed to believe anything Betsy Andreu says? However, I do wish her all the luck in the world with her lawsuit against AOL, one of the largest ISP's in the world today."
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11-28-06, 12:06 PM
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C'mon man... didn't you know that Lance is a l33t cyber d00d? He's responsible for 90% of the spam on the Internet, and he coded thepaceline.com on his blackberry during lunch one day.
Sheesh!
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11-28-06, 12:12 PM
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lance made me late to work today and i got yelled at by my boss. damn you lance! he's also the reason why i'm ugly and girls don't like me.
11-28-06, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by jimbud
I saw Elvis yesterday
11-28-06, 12:51 PM
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It's 1337 if you want to be specific.
Lance is not teh h4cx0r, but probably has a team of coder ninja monkeys at his disposal.
Lance is not teh h4cx0r, but probably has a team of coder ninja monkeys at his disposal.
11-28-06, 12:54 PM
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I think he's going to cryopreserve himself until this all blows over. Kinda like with what they did with Walt Disney's head. Then he's going to thaw out and win his 8th tour in 2054 or something. I mean, this is what I read in the Daily Star Tribune Gazette.
edit: I mean "Le Daily Star Tribune Gazette."
edit: I mean "Le Daily Star Tribune Gazette."
11-28-06, 12:58 PM
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i heard that he's taking over the body of ivan basso to win an 8th next year. a few more sacrifices to the dark lord and the transition should be complete by the next TdF.
11-28-06, 01:01 PM
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"I think [Armstrong] has hacked my computer and we are currently suing America On Line to find the IP address of who hacked my computer."
11-28-06, 01:03 PM
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What an absolutely bogus story. Do they actually think anybody would believe that crap!? Wow.
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Lance is the one who keeps giving Bikeforums database errors. He knows there are fools like here that will try and blow his cover.
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Originally Posted by iab
Lance is Elvis. Duh.
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Originally Posted by jimbud
I saw Elvis yesterday
11-28-06, 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by jimbud
I believed that till yesterday. Elvis was riding a LeMond
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And crop circles
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"What's next? Saddam Hussein's WMD's are out at my ranch in Texas? 'Ridiculous' does not even begin to describe this latest insinuation.
Interesting quote, given that Hussein's WMDs were just another Texan rumor.
Interesting quote, given that Hussein's WMDs were just another Texan rumor.
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Lance hacked into my home computer and uploaded the porn that my wife found!
Stupid Lance....
Stupid Lance....
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