Fight with a guy on a Harley
04-04-07, 07:24 PM
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Fight with a guy on a Harley
hey Guys,
I got into a little fight with a bunch of bikers (those fat snobs riding their Harleys with their fat girlfriends in the back...even though none of them were fat or had their GF on the back) today. They came from behind and give me the "gun it" treatment as I was coming to a yellow light. They were going to pass the red light..that was really yellow...and I know this because I'm power ranger in real life so I know these things, but because there were 4 of them the guy at the front obeyed traffic laws and stopped. I slowly pull up along their right hand side, somewhat pissed because my right hand wouldn't put out for me last night. When I stop my bike, I slipped because I'm a clumsy slob and my tires spitted out a punch of pebbles, hitting the nicely finished paints of the two harley guys at the front. It was unintentional so I didn't say anything, although I was shaking like a little girl on the inside. Then, in a burst of stupidity I decided that now would be a good time to expectorate (whew, can't believe I actually spelled that correctly and used it in context) anyway I blew my spit on one biker's right arm. He should be wearing a shirt rather than just some dam leather vest...dam it pisses me off when people wear the appropriate gear for their enjoyed hobbies!
Anyway, the guy got pissed and started coming toward me cussing. He pushed me off my bike, in the middle of traffic with a bunch of people looking. I got up, pulled my bike to the sidewalk, and yelled like a tiny rhesus monkey in a pride of lions as loud as I could, "Kill me Mother#@#" or I'll threaten something nonsensical." The guy decided I wasn't worth the effort and hopped on his bike when the light turned green. I would have liked to have grabbed his helmet, trying to pull him off the bike but he just rode away but I'm a big pu$$y. Next time, I'm going to bring a frame bump so I can bang it on the ground and jump up and down like an idiot.
I got into a little fight with a bunch of bikers (those fat snobs riding their Harleys with their fat girlfriends in the back...even though none of them were fat or had their GF on the back) today. They came from behind and give me the "gun it" treatment as I was coming to a yellow light. They were going to pass the red light..that was really yellow...and I know this because I'm power ranger in real life so I know these things, but because there were 4 of them the guy at the front obeyed traffic laws and stopped. I slowly pull up along their right hand side, somewhat pissed because my right hand wouldn't put out for me last night. When I stop my bike, I slipped because I'm a clumsy slob and my tires spitted out a punch of pebbles, hitting the nicely finished paints of the two harley guys at the front. It was unintentional so I didn't say anything, although I was shaking like a little girl on the inside. Then, in a burst of stupidity I decided that now would be a good time to expectorate (whew, can't believe I actually spelled that correctly and used it in context) anyway I blew my spit on one biker's right arm. He should be wearing a shirt rather than just some dam leather vest...dam it pisses me off when people wear the appropriate gear for their enjoyed hobbies!
Anyway, the guy got pissed and started coming toward me cussing. He pushed me off my bike, in the middle of traffic with a bunch of people looking. I got up, pulled my bike to the sidewalk, and yelled like a tiny rhesus monkey in a pride of lions as loud as I could, "Kill me Mother#@#" or I'll threaten something nonsensical." The guy decided I wasn't worth the effort and hopped on his bike when the light turned green. I would have liked to have grabbed his helmet, trying to pull him off the bike but he just rode away but I'm a big pu$$y. Next time, I'm going to bring a frame bump so I can bang it on the ground and jump up and down like an idiot.
04-04-07, 07:50 PM
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Sounds like your rhesus needs a trunk monkey.
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Everybody needs a Trunk Monkey.
