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    The Team Ryanf athletes?

    Who running their" hardin hamer treinig "program while their leader is in exile?
    The uniforms have been selected,but no further history on these peleton powerhouses.
    Whats the next endeavor?



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    I've been training so hard for the Phenom's return that I hurt myself. So I'm on the 15 day DL.

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    Ryanf has imposed a period of silence during his absence to focus on mashing our huge guads.
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    I have discontinued all guad-measuring until his return.
    Reacting is mind candy; it requires no thought. Thinking is tedious.

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    He has a group ride tonight. Maybe if we are lucky someone will give a report.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Naterider
    He has a group ride tonight. Maybe if we are lucky someone will give a report.

    I knew I had felt a disturbance in the force.
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    With Ryanf temporarily off the team, Cypress, there's a GC spot open. It's between you and KP.
    Reacting is mind candy; it requires no thought. Thinking is tedious.

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    KP can have it. I don't want to feel the wrath when Ryan comes back.
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    Im considering dropping out of the team unless the leader makes me a better offer.

    I walked into gabby the other day ( bf chat's room) and before I could indentify myself ( I was gabber 404) the leader addressed me and asked "hey, do you want to see some porn"
    He then proceeded into sending me a link to a giant... GIANT..

    Bike!!!

    oh my guad!


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    I've been 'droping the hamer' like there is no tomorrow!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress
    KP can have it. I don't want to feel the wrath when Ryan comes back.
    I'll pass. I dare not play the Skeletor to his He-man. His guads are just too massive.
    Masochism is a training adaptation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cypress
    I knew I had felt a disturbance in the force.
    Here is a little taste of his group ride report which will be explained in greater detail later on this week....
    -: bammmmmmm in to the side of the road bummmmmmmmmmmmmb bang water bottle flew out handle bars came louse


    The young phenom has unexpectidly taken a necessary change from his "mashing" style to a more Lance inspired style of spinning due to the Jr. gears he will be running in his 17 mile road race on June 10th. Which coincidentaly coincides with his glorious return to his beloved Bike Forums.

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    I droped my hammer and can't find it now.
    "Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey

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    Quote Originally Posted by chipcom
    I droped my hammer and can't find it now.
    That's why I always carry a spare one.

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    The team is intact!I,m as excited as a guy in the restroom with Chips magazine.
    Nate,your toying with our affections by supplying info. in measured doses.
    "Lance style"?What happen to our fearless idol,pro racer,with the girls name.


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    In Ryan's absence, I've been riding the fixie. I took it to LA (lower Alabama) and rode chipseal and dirt roads all weekend. Flying down a hill at 30mph only to hit sand while riding a fixed gear is tough. But if it makes my guads as big as those of Cypress, it will have been worth it.

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    My guads have gotten so massive since his exile that I'm sure he'll make a spot on the team for me. I'm not so sure he'll be as impressed with my galves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spry
    The team is intact!
    Thats good, I'd heard they'd been wiped out in a tandem crash.
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    I'm not even on the team, but I crashed anyway. For honor. I'd post pics, but I'm lazy. You can imagine it though. It looks like a big red area on my ass.
    Bring the pain.

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    I heard that Team Ryanf is off the tour this year due to an epidemic of broken toes suffered during hamer droping drills.

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    um.....


    Should I even bother to ask?


    What the heck is team Ryanf?


    After reading this thread, I feel as if I've been abducted by aliens.
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    It looks like Team RyanF is decimated! Maybe I can scoop up a spot on the roster. I will head out tomorrow at first light on a 53x13 fixie and mash until dusk. I will drope hammers until my guads are gigantical.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patriot
    After reading this thread, I feel as if I've been abducted by aliens.
    I think you've been under a rock.

    Team RyanF annoced
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    I glued $5 bills all over my guads when I went out hammer droping the other night. I'm not on the team, since I'm just a spiner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by superslomo
    I glued $5 bills all over my guads when I went out hammer droping the other night. I'm not on the team, since I'm just a spiner.
    Don't worry. Every team needs a spinner.

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