Bike Forums Confessions
05-25-07, 02:07 PM
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Bike Forums Confessions
Follow in the recent footsteps Bjarne Riis, I’m confessing…
I doped in my high school & college years 1983 – 1987 but wasn’t EPO or anything like that; the Marijuana did amazing things for my performance. However, it was all in my mind….
Also, back in 1985 when my Falcon San Remo was stolen; I told my insurance company it was worth more than it really was.
I'm dirt
Its time for all to come clean...
I doped in my high school & college years 1983 – 1987 but wasn’t EPO or anything like that; the Marijuana did amazing things for my performance. However, it was all in my mind….
Also, back in 1985 when my Falcon San Remo was stolen; I told my insurance company it was worth more than it really was.
I'm dirt
Its time for all to come clean...
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05-25-07, 02:42 PM
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I think a lot of us could claim to have been dopes in High school - I think it was epidemic and had nothing to do with drugs...
05-25-07, 02:53 PM
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My wife crashed her car into a parked car (because of a cyclist, so she claims), so I decided to abet her crime and report it to the cops as a hit and run by someone else in a parking lot. Got the ins co to pay for the damages, car's good as new.
I'm lower than pond scum.
I'm lower than pond scum.
05-25-07, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Imachad
i pee in your shower too
05-25-07, 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Tequila Joe
Follow in the recent footsteps Bjarne Riis, Im confessing
I doped in my high school & college years 1983 1987 but wasnt EPO or anything like that; the Marijuana did amazing things for my performance. However, it was all in my mind .
Also, back in 1985 when my Falcon San Remo was stolen; I told my insurance company it was worth more than it really was.
I'm dirt
Its time for all to come clean...
I doped in my high school & college years 1983 1987 but wasnt EPO or anything like that; the Marijuana did amazing things for my performance. However, it was all in my mind .
Also, back in 1985 when my Falcon San Remo was stolen; I told my insurance company it was worth more than it really was.
I'm dirt
Its time for all to come clean...
05-25-07, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by botto
you're too late. the confession thread is in the racing forum.
My confession.......
I can't believe I'm admitting to this.......
I'm a RyanF fan.
05-25-07, 03:51 PM
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i drink beer and other forms of alcohol to boost my testosterone on a weekly basis.....i'm planning on winning the 2008 tour....
if the uci is reading this....this is not an official confession and you can't use it to pre-emptively strip my yellow jersey from me
if the uci is reading this....this is not an official confession and you can't use it to pre-emptively strip my yellow jersey from me
05-25-07, 03:59 PM
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I've been known to shave my chest in the summer to help get a better tan. 
I also shaved my legs once.
Note: "once".
I also shaved my legs once.
Note: "once".
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05-25-07, 04:06 PM
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^^^ Yeah, I've been losing some weigh too.
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05-25-07, 04:27 PM
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I confess, I actually read all the post in this stupid thread.
05-25-07, 04:40 PM
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I . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I drink Pepsi AND Coke.
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05-25-07, 04:49 PM
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in 3rd grade i punched eileen moffett in the back at recess because she said she didn΄t like me...
i΄m sorry eileen....
i΄m sorry eileen....
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05-25-07, 05:02 PM
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I tell my wife that training is not all fun and that it hurts....
Shhh...I actually do enjoy the suffering...
Shhh...I actually do enjoy the suffering...
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I used to take Oxycodone (pain killer) before riding. Did it help my performance? OH YEEAAAHHH !
Of course, when you're trying to ride with a healing broken pelvis, 'performance' isn't really the right word, it's more like it helped me turn the pedals over.
jw
Of course, when you're trying to ride with a healing broken pelvis, 'performance' isn't really the right word, it's more like it helped me turn the pedals over.
jw