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Old 10-07-07, 11:32 AM
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Making a kilometer blurry
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1337 Rider's next question?

Post your best guess here.

I'm thinking something like: "How do you stack 12 ducks on a post?"
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Old 10-07-07, 11:34 AM
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Oh come on man, that would just be plain damn silly.
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But how do you *know* she is a witch?
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Originally Posted by waterrockets
Post your best guess here.

I'm thinking something like: "How do you stack 12 ducks on a post?"

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Old 10-07-07, 12:32 PM
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Or "How do I get dope from [insert famous racer here] ?"
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Is that cheaper Chinese-made EPO as good as the genuine Italian stuff?

Where is the best place to inject to hide the tracks?

Is there any way I could spend my time more constructively?
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How can I carry my illegal alien Chinese / Taiwanese girlfriend on the back of my new carbon fiber GMC Denali tandem?
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Old 10-07-07, 01:09 PM
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Thanks. You guys are a lot better at this than me.
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Can't we collect carbon emissions to make bikes and save the environment at the same time?
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"What's the slowest speed you have ever ridden your bike?"
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"What's the slowest speed you have ever ridden your bike?"
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Notice how RyanF is not present when these RyanF like threads pop up. 1237 is obviously RyanF in disguise.

Originally Posted by waterrockets
Post your best guess here.

I'm thinking something like: "How do you stack 12 ducks on a post?"
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Old 10-07-07, 02:16 PM
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"Who here starts pedaling with their left foot first?"
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"What semi-pro racer should I impersonate to make me look cool on these forums?"
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Old 10-07-07, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by botto
"What's the slowest speed you have ever ridden your bike?"
Trackstand...
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Old 10-07-07, 03:09 PM
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which bike forums spammer deserves to be banned?
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Originally Posted by v1k1ng1001
which bike forums spammer deserves to be banned again?
Amended.
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Old 10-07-07, 07:09 PM
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Amended.
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Think I can drope the hamer and win the race with one leg?
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Old 10-07-07, 07:33 PM
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Do I need to apply Desitin before or after after winning a CAT1 race wearing only a diaper?
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Old 10-07-07, 08:54 PM
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If you were a hotdog and you were hungry, would you eat yourself?
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Old 10-07-07, 09:00 PM
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how come they haven't manufactured carbon fiber bibs yet?
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What do people in China call their good plates?
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Old 10-07-07, 09:01 PM
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Carbon fiber tires--why not?
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