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Old 11-05-07, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by CrimsonKarter21
If I were 37 years old, I would feel pretty dirty for flogging a girl I watched grow up on TV.

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Originally Posted by coolidge
What, he couldn't get the full house chick who actually turned out good looking?

Whoa, she looks nice! Who would have seen that coming?

(p.s. this is why I tell my teenaged son to be nice to the ugly girls too )
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Originally Posted by carlfreddy
Didn't you notice this?
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Jodie Sweetin also had a meth habit.
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Old 11-05-07, 02:26 PM
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I know the Olsen image is faked, but the bewbies are real and VERY nice. That's on the large side of perfect in my book.
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Originally Posted by munkyv22
I know the Olsen image is faked, but the bewbies are real and VERY nice.
Agreed.

I'm sure the Olsen girls binged and purged their twins long ago. (sorry, I couldn't help myself)

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Originally Posted by bac
Agreed.

I'm sure the Olsen girls binged and purged their twins long ago. (sorry, I couldn't help myself)

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I am guessing Mary Kate and Ashley could blend in with these guys at a topless beach:

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Originally Posted by carlfreddy


I'm just sayin'.....

EDIT: Looks like that's actually her husband. How tragic.
she must've found his neck tatt and scrotum ring irresistible. wtf.
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Originally Posted by scotch
she must've found his neck tatt and scrotum ring irresistible. wtf.
Historically both drug addicts and washed-up child stars make very bad life decisions. Mrs. Sweeten is double screwed.
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Here is a link to Lance's dating history Now where did I leave my National Enquirer?
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Ashley Olsen would be a god damn pocket rocket. End of story.
 
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Originally Posted by ElJamoquio
No kidding. That's the real crux of our collective disgust.

That, and she's disturbed.
I am not easily disgusted. And go easy on the Olsen girl, she's an NYU alumni.
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Originally Posted by patentcad
I am not easily disgusted. And go easy on the Olsen girl, she's an NYU alumni.
she wasn't famous enough to go to yale?
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Jodie Sweetin:
YUCK!

The Olsen Twins, their best days were behind them. Just another example of drugged youth.
Only difference is that they are filthy rich.
But I doubt they'll survive to see their 30s.
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Originally Posted by patentcad
I am not easily disgusted. And go easy on the Olsen girl, she's an NYU alumni.
Dropping out of NYU before freshman year is over, doesn't make one an alumni.
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At least we now know that Ashley's dad is ok with all of this.....
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Which one is Ashley - the vanishing twin?
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Go Lance !
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Originally Posted by WNG
Jodie Sweetin:
YUCK!
No way dude. Shes awesome. Big boobs, roomy through the hips, meth habit so will bark like a dog for a hit. Great stuff.
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Originally Posted by classic1
No way dude. Shes awesome. Big boobs, roomy through the hips, meth habit so will bark like a dog for a hit. Great stuff.
and those scabs on her face are kind of cute in the right light.
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Originally Posted by botto
and those scabs on her face are kind of cute in the right light.
Those aren't scabs, they are crack pipe burns. Shes still skanky hot IMO.
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Her dad is ok with anything she does; does that make it ok?
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Originally Posted by froze
Her dad is ok with anything she does; does that make it ok?
HuH**********???? What's wrong with two consenting adults having a relationship? You may find these particular two tasteless but there is nothing wrong with it.
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Originally Posted by garysol1
HuH**********???? What's wrong with two consenting adults having a relationship? You may find these particular two tasteless but there is nothing wrong with it.
one of the two.

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