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Road Cycling “It is by riding a bicycle that you learn the contours of a country best, since you have to sweat up the hills and coast down them. Thus you remember them as they actually are, while in a motor car only a high hill impresses you, and you have no such accurate remembrance of country you have driven through as you gain by riding a bicycle.” -- Ernest Hemingway

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Old 11-06-07, 07:34 PM
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My rabbi told me to ride my bike on Saturdays.
Well you certainly shouldn't drive on Saturdays, said the rabbi.
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Add 2+2 =4
Ad ... what you see every other page in your cycling magazine.
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Originally Posted by Fixitman
Add 2+2 =4
Ad ... what you see every other page in your cycling magazine.
Hukt ahn fawniks wirkt fur mie.
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Old 11-07-07, 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by JunkYardBike
W-W-J-R? (Why in the H-E-Double-Hockeysticks is this thing screwing with my caps?)
It's an anti-"shouting" automatic reformatting thing -- you know, when someone still stuck on an old mainframe terminal that can't type lowercase letters ENDS UP LOOKING LIKE THIS the whole time, the forum software will change the text So That Only The First Letter Is Capitalized.

It only applies if the entire post -- every single letter -- is capitalized, though.
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Originally Posted by sillywabbit
riding your bike the wrong direction? let prayer turn it around
Or maybe not. I very much enjoy quoting this study to religious people who exhort me to pray to their god: Study of the Therapeutic Effects of Intercessory Prayer (STEP) in cardiac bypass patients. It turns out that cardiac patients who knew they were being prayed for had a slightly higher risk of complications than those who were not (they were told they may or may not be the focus of prayer, but were not prayed for). According to this study, not only is prayer useless, it may even be harmful!

I can only imagine how prayer would affect the headset on my vintage 1980s Bianchi Campione d'Italia, which always manages to work itself loose over a couple of rides. I'm guessing five "Our Fathers" and "Hail Marys" would be a serious crash risk!
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Originally Posted by BarracksSi
It's an anti-"shouting" automatic reformatting thing
Ah, I see. Suppose I should shout in caps more often! So, if I imbed WWJR in this sentence, it should remain capitalized...sweet! So WWJR?
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Originally Posted by rousseau
According to this study, not only is prayer useless, it may even be harmful!
It figures a disciple of Rousseau would say this. Didn't you know Jesus was a social constructivist?
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Old 11-07-07, 03:53 PM
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not sure exactly whats wrong with caring for other people...
not sure what his ad has to do with caring for other people...
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Originally Posted by JunkYardBike
It figures a disciple of Rousseau would say this. Didn't you know Jesus was a social constructivist?
He was? That's pretty impressive considering he batted .278 and got 75 RBIs for the Phillies back in 1978.
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I wonder if this is a new way for the Mormon's to get the word out?
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Originally Posted by koine2002
Great Idea. I setup a bike repair stand outside my church's building one day and met all sorts of people in addition to fixing a bunch of their bicycles (all for free). Some I have prayed with and still visit them (or they come by for stuff). My only concern would be that they might be Latter Day Saints (Mormons). There isn't anything wrong with using your bicycle for things such as what was advertised. I admire the creativity.
I'm with koine2002. I am a Bible believing Christian and there is a small sign hanging from the bottom of my seat wedge that says, "Jesus is Lord." That's who I am and if that offends you, so be it. I am regularly offended by many people's posts, especially those trying to disguise profanity with asterisks and ampersands. All I can say is one day everyone will realize that God is real. So, does that make me any less a road cycling enthusiast?
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Originally Posted by OldGeezer
I'm with koine2002. I am a Bible believing Christian and there is a small sign hanging from the bottom of my seat wedge that says, "Jesus is Lord." That's who I am and if that offends you, so be it.
You're Jesus? Do you mean the one who started a cult in the Middle East 2,000 years ago, or the second baseman for the Phillies who grew up in the Dominican?

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All I can say is one day everyone will realize that God is real.
God sucks. Smells, too. The Christian one, I mean. He's a violent, bloodthirsty jerkwad. But Shango, now there's a god you can admire!
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Ok but who is Prayer? Or is it MR. Prayer??? Some type of bike mechanic? Why would I need my bike to be turned around? Wouldn't that be a bit silly? How the hell would I steer looking at the rear wheel??? Also that would be awfully uncomfortable in my pants.... And how stupid would I be, if I knew I was riding in the wrong direction why would I continue?
And what the heck does this have to do with Jesus the baseball player from the dominican republic that wears a dress and is touching a kid while at bat? Didn't Michael Jackson got into trouble with the law for something similar?
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God sucks. Smells, too. The Christian one, I mean. He's a violent, bloodthirsty jerkwad. But Shango, now there's a god you can admire![/QUOTE]

I see you are sharing your opinion. I'm going to share mine as well. Your comment sucks, smells and is meant to incite violence. What are you...a bloodthirsty jerkwad?

Lastly, I doubt your shango can stand up to any intellectual scrutiny!
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Lastly, I doubt your shango can stand up to any intellectual scrutiny!
Oh yeah? Well, your mom "scrutinized my shango" alllllll night!

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Originally Posted by sillywabbit
yes, i'm not posting to bash religion just their methods and the add in general. This line is what made me laugh "me and my friends would love to stop by on our bikes and pray for you".
Mormons?

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Originally Posted by JunkYardBike
So WWJR?
Well...
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Originally Posted by bbattle
Mormons?

Man, I would drop their sorry butts. At least I think I would. I can't tell if they have aero spokes on their rides, though.
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