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Perfect cyclist physique

Old 02-02-08, 01:23 PM
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Perfect cyclist physique

Is this it?



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I hate, and I mean hate, the FOX robot, but this guy's physique is freakish, not at all perfect.
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And I always read that the body was not supposed to allow itself to grow out of proportion...hmmm
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photoshopped?

you'd look ******** in normal clothing. extremely arge legs and little upper body.
no thanks.
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Originally Posted by RacerMike
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Originally Posted by Dynamic
photoshopped?

you'd look ******** in normal clothing. extremely arge legs and little upper body.
no thanks.
ya think?
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Climb those hills like a monster

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I just finished LA's book, My Journey Back to Life.

I enjoyed it!

Physique is only part of the story; phisiology, not nearly so visible...

...check those measurables, max VO2, lactate threshold, output at threshold, etc.
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Originally Posted by D_Nice
Climb those hills like a monster

That is unbelievably disturbing. Holy cow
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Old 02-02-08, 03:07 PM
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On the first shot... it's definitely photo-shopped.

The second picture is also photo-shopped and is really disturbing... but does make a powerful point.
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Originally Posted by Sixty Fiver
The second picture is also photo-shopped and is really disturbing... but does make a powerful point.
Yes, it does:

"anorexia: it does a body good"
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I am offended by both of those pictures.
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Originally Posted by D_Nice
Climb those hills like a monster

Yikes!
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Originally Posted by Cateye
Yikes!
The only body type you can have and get away with posting a thread on here asking what they can do to shave some pounds off of their ride without receiving "lose some weight" comments.
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Originally Posted by ElJamoquio
I am offended by both of those pictures.
...needs more cake.
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Originally Posted by Dynamic
photoshopped?

you'd look ******** in normal clothing. extremely arge legs and little upper body.
no thanks.
YES that is an altered photo.
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Originally Posted by ElJamoquio
I am offended by both of those pictures.
yeah, but you're not a mod, so it doesn't matter.
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Whoever posted these should be banned. I beat anorexia and super-human-leg disease and I find this discussion upsetting and offensive.
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Originally Posted by rankin116
Whoever posted these should be banned. I beat anorexia and super-human-leg disease and I find this discussion upsetting and offensive.
I agree... because I AM CURRENTLY suffering from super-human leg disease. It's my cross to bear.
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Originally Posted by D_Nice
Climb those hills like a monster

If I had legs like that, I would be afraid to walk on them.
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Originally Posted by ElJamoquio
I am offended by both of those pictures.
Me too, and I've reported everyone who has posted in this thread.

Including myself.
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Originally Posted by clichty
That is unbelievably disturbing. Holy cow
I see ribs. That's bad.
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Perfect physique? As blurry as possible when on the bike.
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Originally Posted by babydee
Me too, and I've reported everyone who has posted in this thread.

Including myself.
awesome, cause i just reported everyone too. im sitting here in tears because of these pictures. I WANT ALL OF YOU TO BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE FOR THE PAIN YOU HAVE CAUSED ME!!!!!!
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The anorexia one isn't photoshopped.
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