Rotate the bars down a bit.
Birth Certificate, Passport, Marriage License Driver's License and Residency Permit all say I'm a Fred. I guess there's no denying it.
living and riding in a fairly affluent area, I can tell you my garage door which is on a median income home, looks exactly the same up close as the ones on some of the $5M+ houses a couple miles away.
+1 on why the boat oar crank arms?
How does Tuesday at 10:45 work for you? I checked with Snow White and she says she'll be free to drive you.
My bigger point was that it's easy to lie your way to being Mr man on the internet.