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Road Cycling “It is by riding a bicycle that you learn the contours of a country best, since you have to sweat up the hills and coast down them. Thus you remember them as they actually are, while in a motor car only a high hill impresses you, and you have no such accurate remembrance of country you have driven through as you gain by riding a bicycle.” -- Ernest Hemingway
View Poll Results: What should we do with the wisdom pcad has dispensed here?
Tell kids who won't eat their veggies that they will turn out like pcad
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What wisdom?
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Throw it in the bit bucket
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Keep it on BF where only bike weenies will find it
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Print it out and sell it on Amazon
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Follow the wikipedia model and build pcadopedia
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Try to secure movie rights
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Steal his ideas and go broke trying to sell them
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Old 09-15-08, 08:41 PM
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The collected works of pcad

Today, pcad wrote is 20,000th post. Most of his posts are short, but some are long. Assuming roughly 10 words per post, that comes out to 200,000 words or 800 double spaced pages (for those of you who have worked with typewriters) containing about 1 million characters. That's enough for a decent sized book. What should we do with all this wisdom?

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Bath room - reading or other maybe another use, your call
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We are making a movie.
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Bird cage liner.
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I suggest a feature length film.
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P training a new puppy?
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Include it in the Norton Anthology and have some poor bloke read it.
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To hell with European dance music while I'm riding. How about pcad on audiobook? I am sure that will motivate me as I am hammering up the last couple of hills.
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Roll it into tiny electronic bullets you can use to shoot yourself with when you find yourself drawn to reading it like a junkie to his mother's purse.
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Roll it into tiny electronic bullets you can use to shoot yourself with when you find yourself drawn to reading it like a junkie to his mother's purse.
Ooof... That one hit deep and low.
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We are making a movie.
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Exactly.
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I like it, but I want to be the Stunt Double for those hot sex scenes with female lead Halle Berry.
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THIS JUST IN. FIRST TEASE FROM THE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!


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Originally Posted by patentcad
I like it, but I want to be the Stunt Double for those hot sex scenes with female lead Halle Berry.
Would that be for the Dream Sequence?
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I like it, but I want to be the Stunt Double for those hot sex scenes with female lead Halle Berry.
You've lost 100% respect from me. Kill thread. NOW!

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Only if he wears thick white socks with his cycling shoes.
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i doubt any females will be cast for this film.
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Originally Posted by jaxgtr
Only if he wears thick white socks with his cycling shoes.
It looks like he is going to. If you look at the first movie still I posted above, you will see them. They tried to stay true to the story.
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banerjek - the bit bucket option is an expression I have not heard since my Assembler 370 days.
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pcad would be nothing without us. Context is everything. While he can 'give' he needs feed too. trolls and freds give him the nourishment he craves.

Pcad as Billy Bob..... Pcad doing Halle Berry...Pcad doing Angelina...interesting.
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I also wonder what he sounds like. (talking that is)
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Originally Posted by il professore
I also wonder what he sounds like. (talking that is)
That's where this guy comes in.



Dead or not, he's a perfect match.
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you think? I guess we'll never know.. I was thinking more Jack Lemmon/Walter Mattheau ala grumpy old men. But...

c'mon Pcad do a you tube video or something. lets hear that cackle of yours
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