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Old 09-17-08, 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Surferbruce
i ride for Team Milf...
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I had an older lady... still fit the soccer mom stereotype, Pull over one day and ask me if I was OK (I was finishing up fixing a flat) than she asked if I needed to call anyone and she offered to let me use her cell phone... very nice lady.
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Originally Posted by Jynx
what?

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If by "soccer mom" you mean some woman being distracted by her bratty kids, while trying to drive her vehicle, then I would agree.
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Did happen on Cobb Parkway or Paces Ferry?
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Originally Posted by photonick
It's better than those hockey moms.


Originally Posted by alanbikehouston
One guy's "soccer mom" is another guys "milf"...very subjective.
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although, for some reason i have never actually met a true soccer mom (AKA one whose kid plays soccer) who was cute...

Originally Posted by Brandy
drivers and cyclists of all demographics pull stupid moves
i'm not going to call you (the OP) an idiot as i think i get what you are saying. On the other hand brandy is 100% correct. People are stupid, and no matter what group you look at there will be a one that does something dumb. I am sure you have never done something like turn on the radio or talk on a cell phone while driving.
I could name a bunch of "groups" that i might be identified with, depending on the situation, who you might hate because someone in that group did something stupid.
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>>Why I hate soccer moms<<

I would have guessed it is because you are a Communist Agent of Satan, or a Witch.
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Lets see what happens when you get hit because someone takes their eye off the road for their kid, then your head gets bashed in by a windshield.
She would not take it as a license to hate on all people of the same demographic as the person who hit her, of that much I am certain.
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Originally Posted by Jynx
what?

There's nothing wrong with that. Maybe Obama could choose her as a new running mate. I'd vote for her.
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Originally Posted by Nachoman
If by "soccer mom" you mean some woman being distracted by her bratty kids, while trying to drive her vehicle, then I would agree.
Thank god someone picked up on the interpretation.
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Originally Posted by astonmartinag
Yes, an assumption based on the positioning of the rider.
Nick29 asked if you were certain.
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Old 09-17-08, 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by astonmartinag
Van+Mom+Soccer Bumper sticker=Soccer mom

All variables were present in this situation.
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Thank god someone picked up on the interpretation.
First it was a descriptor based on appearance, now it is an interpretation of a type?

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You are unhappy with soccer moms. You do not hate them.
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you hate "soccer moms" because .00001 % of them accidentely hit a cyclist every year ? i wonder what you think of drunk drivers who kill 24,000 a year and seriously injure 250,000 ?
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Terribly unfortunate for sure...

I will say though that although I often roll stop signs...I NEVER do it blindly, and NEVER assume that people will stop for me. Obviously if she didn't stop it's largely her fault, but that's not to say that the cyclist didn't make an unwise assumption. If you gamble enough, you'll eventually lose. And we as cyclists know...cycling on roads is dangerous in itself, without us putting more trust in drivers hands than they can handle.

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Oh ya, BOO for jumping to such quick conclusions on the soccer mom thing. That's just immature.
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Old 09-17-08, 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by astonmartinag
Sad day today. A buddy of mine and I were riding our usual weekday 20 miler, and we came up to a stop sign with tons of cars stopped up, ambulances, fire fighters, police cars, the whole nine yards. As I come up to the stop sign (speed limit was like 15mph) I look to my right, and see a a guy on a stretcher with cycling shoes, shorts, and shaved legs. His helmet was behind the stretcher and face looked to be wrapped up in gauze (couldn't tell exactly, for the damn police officers don't like cyclists in this area and weren't letting me rubberneck). I saw glass everywhere. Above the stretcher was a van with the windshield shattered (While I didn't see the accident, I can only assume what happened). The defendant was standing outside of her car and what looked like, her trying to explain what happened. From the few words I heard, I think she said she took her eye off the road as she was coming up to the stop sign, and went through. This is the first time I've ever seen a real accident where police were involved and someone needed to be taken on an ambulance.

P.S (For anyone living in Atlanta who does the peachtree bikes/vinnings loop ride, this happened about 2 miles from the Lovett left turn.)

Did I miss the part about you witnessing the accident???? Why do you hate again?
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Originally Posted by astonmartinag
Van+Mom+Soccer Bumper sticker=Soccer mom

All variables were present in this situation.
Let's just go with "driver distracted by all the trappings of 21st century hi-tech existence."

that should cover it
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Old 09-17-08, 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by astonmartinag
Sad day today. A buddy of mine and I were riding our usual weekday 20 miler, and we came up to a stop sign with tons of cars stopped up, ambulances, fire fighters, police cars, the whole nine yards. As I come up to the stop sign (speed limit was like 15mph) I look to my right, and see a a guy on a stretcher with cycling shoes, shorts, and shaved legs. His helmet was behind the stretcher and face looked to be wrapped up in gauze (couldn't tell exactly, for the damn police officers don't like cyclists in this area and weren't letting me rubberneck). I saw glass everywhere. Above the stretcher was a van with the windshield shattered (While I didn't see the accident, I can only assume what happened). The defendant was standing outside of her car and what looked like, her trying to explain what happened. From the few words I heard, I think she said she took her eye off the road as she was coming up to the stop sign, and went through. This is the first time I've ever seen a real accident where police were involved and someone needed to be taken on an ambulance.

P.S (For anyone living in Atlanta who does the peachtree bikes/vinnings loop ride, this happened about 2 miles from the Lovett left turn.)
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Originally Posted by Jynx
what?

I love Posh...
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Originally Posted by Surferbruce
I love Posh...
I don't. She looks like an alien. Mr. Beckham is a bag of sexy though and I don't even swing that way.
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what about hockey moms who wear lipstick?
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Originally Posted by astonmartinag
Yes, an assumption based on the positioning of the rider.
Wait a minute - this chain is talking about MILF's and rider position. Wow thats more fun then some flame war any day. You ROCK my man, keep up the good work.
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I don't like pit bulls either, especially those wearing lipstick.
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Originally Posted by JaRow
I don't. She looks like an alien.
i totally agree, and i don't normally go for the enhanced look, but somehow her robotness is hot...
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