The First Annual Pcad BF Road Cycling Futility Award recipient will be chosen from the Nominees presented in this thread. A deserving winner will have demonstrated an unwavering devotion to a futile pursuit of some cycling goal, answer or information through posts on BF, time and again, to no avail whatsoever, inspiring all of us with his or her incredibly lame and pointless quest. It is these Quixotic individuals who are the Bedrock of BF, and they deserve recognition.
• Newbies, though often valiant in their efforts in this regard, are not eligible. One year membership is the minimum required to qualify.
• The pointless threads can involve training, gear, or any road cycling topic.
• I would nominate myself, but that would be unseemly.
First prize will be an all expense paid trip to Casa Cad* and a ride with PCad Himself.
* You get to the UPS Depot 2 miles from my house, I'll send Mrs. Pcad to pick you up. You will enjoy luxurious accommodations on the carpeted basement floor with private bath, fabulous dinners out @ Wendy's and your own personal House Cat to accompany during your stay (and like Hotel Soap, feel free to take the cat with you when you leave).
Second prize will be as above and two rides with PCad Himself, one in the rain.
Third prize are two free 10+ year old Siamese Cats with a proclivity for meowing too much and vomiting.
Let the Nomination Process commence.