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Old 03-14-09, 10:11 PM
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I like being fat.
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wtffffff!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

YOURE SO FAT UR VIZOR DOESNT FIT ON UR HAD!!!!!!!1111

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Exhibit A!

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Jellybeans are aero.
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Ur not aero becuz ur as big as a rainbow!!11111111
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Big, aero, fast and always stretching for the gold ---- booyahhh!!
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My NOSE PICKS ITSELF!!!!


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Your Idiocy Level is almost ready to take you to Cat 2 KP.

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I fart marshmellows.
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Before and After. Cycling works when you apply yourself.

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I fart marshmellows.
You can't even spell marshmallow.
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Originally Posted by TheKillerPenguin
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In Italy, that's called a Federico, right?
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I think its actually called a Linguine.

Ha, Linguine is the only italian word I know.

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Good lord kill me and my lycra if I'm ever so rotund and lack the common sense to know I shouldn't suit up....
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This thread, much like the movie "Speed Racer", would best be enjoyed under the influence of marijuana.
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This thread, much like the movie "Speed Racer", would best be enjoyed under the influence of marijuana.
That would be too much like the MTB Forum.
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