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Old 03-21-09, 12:31 PM
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Thing reminds me of those hideous ski jackets people used to wear in the early 90s.
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It's not mine, but it's pretty frickin' hideous.
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Originally Posted by coasting
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have you got a pic of your bike leaning against an f16 instead of a garage door? that would be cool
I'm embarrassed that this idea never occurred to me before...
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[EGAWD....that's the ultimate FREDMOBILE.


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It's not mine, but it's pretty frickin' hideous.
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[EGAWD....that's the ultimate FREDMOBILE.
A friend of mine has one of those going cheap
he put it on ebay but it was taken down
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Old 03-21-09, 05:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Nickshu
Hideous:



It's the botched up cable routing that makes this thing blow chow!
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Old 03-21-09, 05:27 PM
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I win.

It's even worse in person.
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Old 03-21-09, 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Ratfish
I'll go first:
Is it, uh, unacceptable to say that I actually like the appearance of this bike?
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Old 03-21-09, 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Homebrew01
I have a 1st generation Cannondale Race bike, biult with a mish-mash of old Campy Nuove Record & other stuff, fenders, headlight, ripped tape, and plenty of dirt ..... too bad it's at my mother-in-law's house.
I have something similar. Cannondale Race bike, fenders, covered in road grime...
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Old 03-21-09, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by MrBearSir
Is it, uh, unacceptable to say that I actually like the appearance of this bike?

+1
That bike is sexxxy
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Old 03-21-09, 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Surferbruce
and obviously hideous handlebar angles
+1. I hate to see the guy who started the thread win, but those shifters will poke his eyes out at sudden stops.
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Originally Posted by Retropean
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That bike is sexxxy
Do you also find this sexy:
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Originally Posted by halfspeed
Do you also find this sexy:


This is how the ol' girl looked for today's ride:



You should see how bad the whole package looks with me on it in my resplendent Fred glory: t-shirt, Banana Republic khakis rolled up to right below my knees, camo backpack etc.
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Originally Posted by MrBearSir
Is it, uh, unacceptable to say that I actually like the appearance of this bike?
Considering that when I see that bike, I think of Pantani in the Giro and the Tour de France in 1998, I don't think it's hideous at all.
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I just noticed that the rims on the OP's bike are pink.

Wow. You may have just won your own contest with that one...though I haven't seen many other original entries.
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Originally Posted by halfspeed
I win.

It's even worse in person.
The handlebars are messed up. However, this bike appears to be a fixed-gear, which automatically places you safely (and I use that term loosely) within the confines of fixed gear culture. By those standards your bike is a rather tame and even, how shall we say, ho-hum specimen.

Besides, you don't even have pink rims. The least you could do is rock some pink deep vs, and have the frame powdercoated in some garish and clashing color.
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Originally Posted by Banzai
I just noticed that the rims on the OP's bike are pink.

Wow. You may have just won your own contest with that one...though I haven't seen many other original entries.
Far be it from me to defend the bike's appearance, but Mavic Helium rims are actually an anodized red color. My camera, like my taste, is really bad though.
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What's a Fred?
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Originally Posted by xsnakobx
What's a Fred?
I think Fred started out referring to recreational cyclists who pretend to be pros with their attire etc. but are actually fat dentists. Then pcad came along and broadened the word's scope to apply to "everyone but pcad."

We've never looked back, except for just now when I looked back.
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Old 03-22-09, 01:15 AM
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Thanks... Who's pcad and why did he/she redefine it? Is pcad an important person around here? (I mostly stay in the SFFG subforum, but headed on over here for the non-fixed advice/banter)
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Old 03-22-09, 01:22 AM
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The legend of Pcad in a nutshell: bad taste in cable routing, great dog, rides more miles in one year than most recreational cyclists ever will in 10, lives atop a mountain, knee and teeth issues.

If you really want to know, do a search and you'll learn more than you ever thought possible about another BF member.
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I had some actual hopes for this thread. But its been ruined in usual BF style.
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Originally Posted by KiddSisko
Points for the opened bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 in front of the bike, and for the discarded chew tobacco wrapping in the background. That was your BF classic white garage door shot? Nice neighborhood.
sadly im not hardcore enough for the mad dog, its just carlo rossi(which might not be much of a step up).

white garage door, green dumpster lid, same thing.
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Old 03-22-09, 07:22 AM
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Originally Posted by buggg
sadly im not hardcore enough for the mad dog, its just carlo rossi(which might not be much of a step up).

Open (unscrew) bottle of Rossi. Drink a glass. Add grain alcohol so as to bring liquid back to original level. Mad Dog!

white garage door, green dumpster lid, same thing.
Might be the start of a new trend.....


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