I am thinking of getting aero plastic inserts under my skin.
06-11-09, 12:31 PM
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I am thinking of getting aero plastic inserts under my skin.
I would like to get some aerodynamic plastic or carbon implants surgically inserted under my skin to make my self more aero. Possibly some on the shoulders, back of my arms, neck and legs.
Is this UCI or USA Cycling legal? Would this safe?
Is this UCI or USA Cycling legal? Would this safe?
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get a nuclear reactor while you're at it, totally legal and very healthy.
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I was thinking of having some of my toes amputated to save weight. They seem like a waste. And then I could wear smaller shoes, also saving weight !
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Natural selection is not perfect.
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So now his calf jiggles.... go figure...
06-11-09, 01:59 PM
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Just get a piece of carbon put under your skin on the sole of your feet. Then you can connect the cleat directly to the bottom of your foot.
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I noticed you were from Hermosa. My wife and I are from Manhattan Beach (we live in Nv now). I met her at Sharkeys on Pier Ave!!!! Been together over 7yrs!!!
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This 4th I am racing in SLO, so no Hermosa. Racing kind of took over everything. Although I did do the Iron Man on the 4th one yr. I am sure you are familiar with it. Paddle a mile on a surf board, run a mile on the beach then drink a 6 pack! Good times.
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Time for someone to post...
the Lizard Man!
(note the eyebrows)
the Lizard Man!
(note the eyebrows)
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And Tiger Man ... What happens whey they wake up and change their mind !? (I couldn't be bothered finding a pic)
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