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Old 06-21-09, 01:16 PM
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What size are those?
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i'm not the only one who knows that you're incapable of writing an intelligent post.
At least I've never been critized the way you had been soooooo many times here,if you think you are smart go and work for NASA, but I bet you are too old for that,Old farts like you shoud be trying to find jewerly at a Florida beach with a metal detector... I've seen plenty...why you don't join them?
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I'm pretty damn sure Liz's are fake boys

here is a guide for you:

1) Size
While size alone can’t tell you if breasts have been augmented or not, it certainly is an important factor. Pay attention to whether or not a woman’s breasts look disproportionate to her body. If they look too big and you want to know if they’re fake, consider the rest of the visual cues listed below.

2) Shape
Is the shape too perfect? If so, they might be fake since the majority of natural breasts aren’t perfect orbs. Furthermore, real breasts are not exactly identical, so if they look like perfect twins they might be artificial. Also look for too much roundness as opposed to a more relaxed pear-like shape. Natural breasts have a natural sliding curve line from top to bottom. They slope down gradually. Implants tend to have a much higher arc as you look from top to bottom. Firm appearance is another cue; augmented breasts can look more like solid muscle.

3) Placement
Vertical placement: Look at where the breast are positioned on her chest. Breasts are naturally found at about armpit height. Frequently, implants are placed too high on the chest. This is particularly noticeable if she’s not wearing a bra. Horizontal placement: look at the spacing between the breasts. If they’re more than a fist’s width apart, they might be fake. If the surgeon didn’t properly scrape the pectoral tendons, the implants may not be spaced close enough together.

4) Movement
Real breasts are mostly fat, which gives them a jiggle quality; implants don’t move that way. Look at the way her breasts shift (or don’t shift) when she she reaches back or stretches. If they maintain the same dimensions, instead of flattening out, then they’re probably fake. Observe how they follow her body movements, particularly when she’s moving and swinging her arms. Watch how they behave as she bends over, you should see them fall if they’re real. If you’re looking at someone at who’s laying down at the beach or the pool or whatever, see if her breasts naturally fall to the side or if they unnaturally stick up.

5) Other Visual Cues
Depending on what she`s wearing, you might be able to see some additional visual cues like the shape and location of her nipples. A bad boob job may put them too high, too low, or not pointing in the same direction. You might also be able to catch a glimpse of stretch marks that could be a byproduct of the surgery. (Of course, stretch marks can also occur naturally from weight gain and loss.)
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ok this fighting is stupid, lets get back to what this thread was meant for

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Too many words! What's that saying about a picture being worth...



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I gotta say that every time I see a woman on a bike I think she's automatically hotter than a woman not on a bike. Bonus points for smiling, or passing me at high speed. But points are awarded for just riding.

Full race kit worn by someone on an actual team: More points.

How did this turn in to a hooters discussion? Jeez.
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Alrighty, this thread seems to have run its course as we've apparently run out of pictures of women in actual jerseys and are now venturing into completely unrelated material. It's also becoming very high maintenance for the mod crew and after a bit of discussion, it's closing. Feel free to PM us if you would like to argue your points for keeping it open. Thanks-
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