I hate it when this happens on a ride
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Making a kilometer blurry
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I hate it when this happens on a ride
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"It's downright unusual for five girls [to do something like this]".... Haaster told Aftonbladet.
Ya think?
Ya think?
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You could fall off a cliff and die.
You could get lost and die.
You could hit a tree and die.
OR YOU COULD STAY HOME AND FALL OFF THE COUCH AND DIE.
You could fall off a cliff and die.
You could get lost and die.
You could hit a tree and die.
OR YOU COULD STAY HOME AND FALL OFF THE COUCH AND DIE.
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Sorry, can't reply. Too busy rigging a rack on my road bike...
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There really has to be more to that story. Inquiring minds need to know.
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Two wheels good. Four wheels bad.
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Two wheels good. Four wheels bad.
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Obviously I am riding in the wrong places...
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Sounds like a new potential entry to Penthouse Forums: "I am a 50 year old cyclist and never thought this would happen to me...."
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I bet he has a giant "kickstand"
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....gets the cheese
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Anyone got a map of exactly where he was riding? And what are airfares like to Sweden these days?
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Ditto!
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Where else but the internet can a bunch of cyclists go and be the tough guy? - - jdon
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But here's the thing to consider: the article never said how they "sexually molested" him. Maybe they just crammed things up his butt? Not looking so fun now, is it?
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It reminds me of that old joke where the old guy tells a Catholic priest in a confession booth that he slept with two gorgeous 18-year-old girls. I forgot how the rest goes, but something where the priest says "Why are you telling me? You're not Catholic" and the old man replies "Yeah, I'm telling everyone!"
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I wonder if they told him to HTFU?
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Is that the Swedish version of The Onion?
Rest home resident dies after swallowing false teeth
Swedish women plagued by 'video ***********'
Hungry thief unmasked by regurgitated pizza
Rest home resident dies after swallowing false teeth
Swedish women plagued by 'video ***********'
Hungry thief unmasked by regurgitated pizza
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Or a Penthouse Forum "Why I Enter" ride?
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From the same issue and the same writer...he must be the bike-beat writer...my fond memories of Gothenburg and Marstrand remain no matter how concerning these bike stories...so, I'm casually walking along Kunsgatan, minding my own business, when, out of the blue...