I suck so bad...
08-04-09, 06:46 PM
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I suck so bad...
As a spin-off to the "Do I just suck?" thread...
I suck so bad, I use a sun-dial to measure my lap times.
I suck so bad, I use a sun-dial to measure my lap times.
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08-04-09, 07:10 PM
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I suck so bad I bonk when coasting downhill
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08-04-09, 07:24 PM
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I suck so bad, an "interval" is a ride once a week.
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08-04-09, 08:28 PM
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I suck so bad that Eddy Merckx personally called me - and asked me to stop wearing a jersey with his name on it.
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08-04-09, 10:39 PM
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I suck so bad, I draft off of joggers.
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08-04-09, 10:41 PM
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I suck so bad, my centuries are 8 feet and 4 inches long.
That means metric centuries are 1 metre.
That means metric centuries are 1 metre.
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08-04-09, 10:53 PM
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I suck so bad, LIVESTRONG asked if there's something they can do.
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08-04-09, 10:54 PM
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I suck so bad, they're considering making a Cat 6 class just for me.
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08-04-09, 10:55 PM
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I suck so bad, clubs are offering me money NOT to wear their jersey.
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08-04-09, 10:57 PM
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I suck so bad, my bike ran away from home and threw itself off a cliff.
Somebody stop me if they get too lame. On second thought, I'm not going to stop.
Somebody stop me if they get too lame. On second thought, I'm not going to stop.
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08-04-09, 11:00 PM
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I suck so bad, I can only draft glaciers.
I suck so bad, I have to put a chalk mark on the pavement to see if I've moved.
I suck so bad, a century is how long it takes me, not how far I went.
I suck so bad, squirrels don't just run through my spokes, they stop for a picnic halfway through.
I suck so bad, my wife says "Oh, you're back!" and I say "I haven't left yet!"
I suck so bad, I have to use pigeon repellant, or they'll think I'm a statue.
I suck so bad, Lance Armstrong has asked the rednecks not to holler "Go Lance!" at me.
I suck so bad, when I ask for directions, people ask "Which way were you going?"
I suck so bad, I need to mow the grass everytime I ride back home.
I suck so bad, I have to put a chalk mark on the pavement to see if I've moved.
I suck so bad, a century is how long it takes me, not how far I went.
I suck so bad, squirrels don't just run through my spokes, they stop for a picnic halfway through.
I suck so bad, my wife says "Oh, you're back!" and I say "I haven't left yet!"
I suck so bad, I have to use pigeon repellant, or they'll think I'm a statue.
I suck so bad, Lance Armstrong has asked the rednecks not to holler "Go Lance!" at me.
I suck so bad, when I ask for directions, people ask "Which way were you going?"
I suck so bad, I need to mow the grass everytime I ride back home.
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