Is this the ABSOLUTE HIPSTER?
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Is this the ABSOLUTE HIPSTER?
i posted this on craigslist to make fun of the countless Fixie ads.
"Trendy Fixie! Not Dead Yet! - $400
i have a trendy fixie. colorful bicycle. sweet french toe straps. hemp brake cables, just kidding: there are no brakes.
im 5' 9" but this bike will fit good for someone between 5' 5" to 6'2"
absurdly flamboyant neon coloured wheels.
sweet paisley grips with authentic david bowie pictures.
sailor moon cards in spokes.
BRIGHT CHAIN!
so many barspins possible with this bike!
velo saddle. i will throw in a BROWN SWEATER!!! if you buy it today.
PISTA drop bars! chrome! shiny! reflective!
and the best part is, THIS BIKE WILL NEVER GO IN THE VELODROME!
comes with Wayfarer style glasses (lenses optional)
this bike rides great if you wear corduroy or denim knickers (you see that? im so hip i dont even wear pants! i wear knickers!)
this bike is a peugeot. or schwinn varsity. and from bikes direct... or maybe a bianchi pista. who cares?
IT HAS LEATHER TOE STRAPS!
has one deep v aerospoke! "
well, someone asked me if it was my bike was available. i thought they were referencing a jamis i was selling, so i sent them a link. they asked about the fixie. i knew that they were joking, so i sent them these links
well...this person gave me their home and cell number, said they were out of school this week, and could come by and buy it asap.
ABSOLUTE HIPSTER? seems too fantastical, must be a joke, right?
"Trendy Fixie! Not Dead Yet! - $400
i have a trendy fixie. colorful bicycle. sweet french toe straps. hemp brake cables, just kidding: there are no brakes.
im 5' 9" but this bike will fit good for someone between 5' 5" to 6'2"
absurdly flamboyant neon coloured wheels.
sweet paisley grips with authentic david bowie pictures.
sailor moon cards in spokes.
BRIGHT CHAIN!
so many barspins possible with this bike!
velo saddle. i will throw in a BROWN SWEATER!!! if you buy it today.
PISTA drop bars! chrome! shiny! reflective!
and the best part is, THIS BIKE WILL NEVER GO IN THE VELODROME!
comes with Wayfarer style glasses (lenses optional)
this bike rides great if you wear corduroy or denim knickers (you see that? im so hip i dont even wear pants! i wear knickers!)
this bike is a peugeot. or schwinn varsity. and from bikes direct... or maybe a bianchi pista. who cares?
IT HAS LEATHER TOE STRAPS!
has one deep v aerospoke! "
well, someone asked me if it was my bike was available. i thought they were referencing a jamis i was selling, so i sent them a link. they asked about the fixie. i knew that they were joking, so i sent them these links
well...this person gave me their home and cell number, said they were out of school this week, and could come by and buy it asap.
ABSOLUTE HIPSTER? seems too fantastical, must be a joke, right?
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