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I like Lance.
I read Bicycling Magazine.
I spend too much time on BF.
I spend too much time combing over CL ads for bikes that I'll never buy.
I read Bicycling Magazine.
I spend too much time on BF.
I spend too much time combing over CL ads for bikes that I'll never buy.
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I don't love my CX bike anymore, but I'm afraid to tell it.
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I eat carbide.
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I suggest starting with something like, "It's not you it's me. i just can't take the dismounts or the heckling anymore."
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#29
Its Freakin HammerTime!!!
+ a bizillion
plus I just ate 2 ice cream cones. I left the pail of ice cream out on purpose while I ate the first because I knew my willpower was low.
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Its Freakin HammerTime!!!
Me and biking is the same as a golfer with a $4000 set of clubs that shoots 102.
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I got back into cycling after the second time I lost my drivers license.
I'm too poor for this sport.
I'm too poor for this sport.
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I got 99 problems....
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I confess...
sometimes after appying chamois cream, I sniff my fingers.
sometimes after appying chamois cream, I sniff my fingers.
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Cycling has changed my life completely. Although I think 95% of the weight I lost came from my wallet...
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i spend way more on bikes and bike gadgets than can be justified by my paltry abilities and meager wattage.
And I actually *know* I have too many bikes.
And I actually *know* I have too many bikes.
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Let me add that even though I have a very nice bike (which was nice before I "upgraded" it), I will always want a "better" bike. But I have no business being on any bike "better" than mine. I will probably look foolish on one anyway. Also add scouring eBay for things that I will never buy.
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I eat carbide.
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#39
Throw the stick!!!!
I hope you apply it directly to the chamois.
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Definitely +1 to being too fat for this sport and for shopping for stuff I'll never buy on CL and eBay
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When I was 12, I started stealing my mom's Victoria's Secret catalogs to... oh, wrong type of confession.
When I shop for helmets, I put them on and assume an aero tuck in front of a mirror to see how it looks on me.
When I shop for helmets, I put them on and assume an aero tuck in front of a mirror to see how it looks on me.
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It's like riding a bicycle
It's like riding a bicycle
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I eat carbide.
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Our chamois cream smells like thin mints so I confess that I occasssionally sniff it as well....but usually on others.
...I've said too much.
...I've said too much.
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#45
Throw the stick!!!!
Either way works but I prefer directly to the chamois. Seems a little more hygenic in my little mind.
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#46
Throw the stick!!!!
I'm a civilized individual, I just sniff it out of the container.
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Behind EVERYone!!!
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DEFINITELY THIS!!!
I am beginning to hate riding solo all of the time.
I know way too little about wheels
I am slower than I would like to be ( really DO care about this, even when I say I don't)
I HATE hills.
I wish my girlfriend rode.
I do not like riding in inclement weather (all of you HTFU types....I hate you)
I envy anyone who lives in warm weather climates.
Cheers,
Brian J.
I am beginning to hate riding solo all of the time.
I know way too little about wheels
I am slower than I would like to be ( really DO care about this, even when I say I don't)
I HATE hills.
I wish my girlfriend rode.
I do not like riding in inclement weather (all of you HTFU types....I hate you)
I envy anyone who lives in warm weather climates.
Cheers,
Brian J.
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DEFINITELY THIS!!!
I am beginning to hate riding solo all of the time.
I know way too little about wheels
I am slower than I would like to be ( really DO care about this, even when I say I don't)
I HATE hills.
I wish my girlfriend rode.
I do not like riding in inclement weather (all of you HTFU types....I hate you)
I envy anyone who lives in warm weather climates.
I am beginning to hate riding solo all of the time.
I know way too little about wheels
I am slower than I would like to be ( really DO care about this, even when I say I don't)
I HATE hills.
I wish my girlfriend rode.
I do not like riding in inclement weather (all of you HTFU types....I hate you)
I envy anyone who lives in warm weather climates.