McDonald's Ketchup:
05-13-11, 05:40 PM
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McDonald's Ketchup:
Poor man's gel pack.
<the secret PowerBar does not want you to know>
<the secret PowerBar does not want you to know>
05-13-11, 06:09 PM
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your first post on BF is about ketchup?
also, eww. i hate ketchup...that would absolutely ruin my ride.
also, eww. i hate ketchup...that would absolutely ruin my ride.
05-13-11, 06:12 PM
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I hate ketchup. Yes that would ruin my ride too. However, it did give me the mental picture of Chris Farley in "Tommy Boy" slurping ketchup from the packet.
05-13-11, 07:09 PM
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Hey, we all have to start with post number 1. Wonder what Pcad or Botto's first were
05-13-11, 07:24 PM
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Eww!
05-13-11, 07:28 PM
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Wait, wait. He might be right. Smash said ketchup pack against your head, then you're guaranteed to see a paramedic in an ambulance. Adrenaline shot to the guad+IV drip for a few minutes equates to instant legs again.
Now to try picante sauce!
Now to try picante sauce!
05-13-11, 07:54 PM
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The best use I ever had for ketchup packets is to stomp on them from the upper deck at Memorial Stadium (Baltimore reference, since ticktockpedal is in Baltimore) when I was a kid.
05-14-11, 04:29 AM
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I think you're being a little facetious, but in case anyone actually believes you. You'd have to eat about 13 packets an hour, which I doubt most people would really be able to stomach. Part of on the bike nutrition is sustainable nutrition, packets of ketchup are not this. I really hope no one tries this...
05-14-11, 04:46 AM
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Anything from McDonalds would ruin my ride...
05-14-11, 05:12 AM
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the tubs of honey and salt packets would be better for you
05-14-11, 05:45 AM
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stole your bike
05-14-11, 08:01 AM
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05-14-11, 08:10 AM
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05-14-11, 11:13 AM
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Me thinks Mother Nature's candy like Banana's is much better than any chemical treated Gel pack. OP, get your head check, condiments as a Gel Pack???
05-14-11, 11:15 AM
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You gonna eat that?
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05-14-11, 11:28 AM
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05-14-11, 11:36 AM
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i guess i've seen stranger first posts. this just amused me for some reason.
05-14-11, 12:21 PM
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I rest my case...
05-14-11, 12:32 PM
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