Bike pants and your manhood...
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Bike pants and your manhood...
A little weird to ask but I figured this is the place for it. I am new to biking in past few months and I have some bike shorts, the tight ones. Every time I ride my *ahem* manhood goes numb after a while, I feel like I gotta keep standing up and even then its not 100% effective. Is this normal or do I need to buy new pants? When standing off my bike it is still quite the snug fit in that area. Also the padding is not a ton, I would call it medium padding.
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I'll second Doohickie's comment - seems like your pants would have to be mighty tight otherwise!
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Shorts.
The 'padding' is called a 'chamois', it's purpose is not padding. It's made out of low friction, anti-microbrial technical fibres, the purpose for existence is to wick sweat out from between your ass cheeks for sanitary reasons and to reduce chafing.
Your issue is saddle related.
Many people have to stand occasionally to let blood flow. If it's really severe it's likely a saddle position, angle or shape issue. Fit or new saddle may be in your near future. Get your LBS to help you.
The 'padding' is called a 'chamois', it's purpose is not padding. It's made out of low friction, anti-microbrial technical fibres, the purpose for existence is to wick sweat out from between your ass cheeks for sanitary reasons and to reduce chafing.
Your issue is saddle related.
Many people have to stand occasionally to let blood flow. If it's really severe it's likely a saddle position, angle or shape issue. Fit or new saddle may be in your near future. Get your LBS to help you.
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no that is not normal. you should try to change the angle of your saddle first. if that doesnt work you can look into getting a new saddle.
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No, numbness isn't normal or good.
+1 to all those who said it's a saddle issue, rather than your shorts.
Check that the saddles are the right width for you.
Does it have anatomical cutouts?
Is it too soft?
Is it angled too high? Too low?
Is your seat post too high?
+1 to all those who said it's a saddle issue, rather than your shorts.
Check that the saddles are the right width for you.
Does it have anatomical cutouts?
Is it too soft?
Is it angled too high? Too low?
Is your seat post too high?
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Shorts.
The 'padding' is called a 'chamois', it's purpose is not padding. It's made out of low friction, anti-microbrial technical fibres, the purpose for existence is to wick sweat out from between your ass cheeks for sanitary reasons and to reduce chafing.
Your issue is saddle related.
Many people have to stand occasionally to let blood flow. If it's really severe it's likely a saddle position, angle or shape issue. Fit or new saddle may be in your near future. Get your LBS to help you.
The 'padding' is called a 'chamois', it's purpose is not padding. It's made out of low friction, anti-microbrial technical fibres, the purpose for existence is to wick sweat out from between your ass cheeks for sanitary reasons and to reduce chafing.
Your issue is saddle related.
Many people have to stand occasionally to let blood flow. If it's really severe it's likely a saddle position, angle or shape issue. Fit or new saddle may be in your near future. Get your LBS to help you.
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Tilt the nose of the saddle down to take the pressure off your soft bits, and put it on your sit bones where it belongs.
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I use to get extreme numbness and went through a number of saddles and found one that works for me. However, I still get a slight case of Sleepy Pee Pee which still isn't good but if I stand up at least once every 15 minutes or slide to the back of the saddle, it goes away. As others have said, look into your saddle and see if it can be adjusted or replaced. What works for me is a saddle with a wide cut out.
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So I had my bike fitted and my saddle is pretty much parallel to the ground. My saddle is supposed to be pretty good I think too, its narrow and hard. It's a Fizik Aliante, https://i690.photobucket.com/albums/v...anteSaddle.jpg
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just do what i do.
step 1: apply a thin coat of baby oil to your "manhood"
step 2: massage vigorously until feeling returns
if you have riding partners, this could freak them out so just be warned.
step 1: apply a thin coat of baby oil to your "manhood"
step 2: massage vigorously until feeling returns
if you have riding partners, this could freak them out so just be warned.
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A "man" should be able to correctly use the word "penis" in a sentence.
At least consider a more humorous euphemism. My recent favorite: "wedding tackle."
At least consider a more humorous euphemism. My recent favorite: "wedding tackle."
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While it is indeed most likely a saddle positioning issue, I still have to address the obvious - make sure you are tucking Mr. Winky out of harms way and not sitting on him.
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So I had my bike fitted and my saddle is pretty much parallel to the ground. My saddle is supposed to be pretty good I think too, its narrow and hard. It's a Fizik Aliante, https://i690.photobucket.com/albums/v...anteSaddle.jpg
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1. Another good reason why we need the mens forum so we can say penis
2. I agree you need to make sure your saddle is level or pointed slightly downward
3. I agree you should make sure you are using good shorts with a padded chamois
If you are doing 2 and 3 above you may wish to check in to your local bike shop to ensure your fit is correct
And if all else fails, they make special saddles (google moon saddle) and even recumbent bikes that might be an option.
2. I agree you need to make sure your saddle is level or pointed slightly downward
3. I agree you should make sure you are using good shorts with a padded chamois
If you are doing 2 and 3 above you may wish to check in to your local bike shop to ensure your fit is correct
And if all else fails, they make special saddles (google moon saddle) and even recumbent bikes that might be an option.
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So I had my bike fitted and my saddle is pretty much parallel to the ground. My saddle is supposed to be pretty good I think too, its narrow and hard. It's a Fizik Aliante, https://i690.photobucket.com/albums/v...anteSaddle.jpg
If that doesn't work, definitely look at the Specialized Body Geometry saddles. They have the cutouts and are available in multiple widths.
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A level saddle is a starting point, not a goal.
Numbness indicates the nose is too high.
If you find yourself bracing against the bars to keep from slipping off the front, the nose is too low.
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i sometimes get a b0ner while riding.. this happen to anyone else?
i should add that it usually only happens when passing young female joggers in tight pants
i should add that it usually only happens when passing young female joggers in tight pants
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I get that most times when I ride the Broadway bike path past UC Boulder in warm weather.
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