Fat man in a little kit. How to get more aero.
 

Took a pre-ride picture of my soon to be retired red kit, my choice for the first year riding road so far.

Canari jersey, pearl liners, and Nike baseball sliding shorts. :)

I thought I would demonstrate how I can lose 20lbs for those climbs.

20lbs less.

http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=207042

Before.

http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=207045

Yes, I am very wise.

Looks like the same picture twice.

Dude, I hope you're not starting a "I'm fatter than you are" thread.

This could get ugly quick if you are.

The second pic he's relaxed his "paunch" but he doesn't even know what a real aero-belly looks like I don't think.

No. You are not.
A bit of a round belly is more aero than a flat belly.
On top of that your bibs aren't fitting well enough to be truly aero.

You're supposed to tuck it down, not up.

Lycra shorts should not be loose at the hemline. You need to work those guads :P

Zoosk is that-a-way --->

really??

:roflmao2:

New stuff in monday, Pearl bibs. This is mostly to anger people here.

:roflmao2:

Bizarre.

One is blurrier.

I can win the fat pic contest.... For a while, but i'm not submitting until I see the prize list.

Just Imagine, Dave.

For maybe a day. A day and a half. You.

You will be the center of the 41.

Post that picture, Dave.

And know what it's like to be:

fill in the blank here

Is that the outfit you wear to tickle construction workers in?

I thought the "tickler" was a gal...

Apparently not.

No, he giggled like a little girl.

A school girl.

he's lucky to be in one piece.

:lol:
Oh wait, I had forgotten all about that. :eek:

Yes, and the main motivation for getting a different kit.

Besides, how do you know that is me? Maybe even THIS picture is me! Maybe they're all of me!
http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=207203

I'm tired, I have to go pour my OJ in the toliet with the window open.