Show me Your Best Cycling Haiku
07-27-11, 07:09 PM
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Show me Your Best Cycling Haiku
"the Fred"
One who rarely rides
Prokit carbon fiber bike
Sweet Pinarello
One who rarely rides
Prokit carbon fiber bike
Sweet Pinarello
07-27-11, 08:51 PM
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Uber Goober
Days and days of heat
Yet still in July I'll hit
Fourteen hundred miles.
Yet still in July I'll hit
Fourteen hundred miles.
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07-28-11, 10:45 AM
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who writes these haikus?
I dont understand these things,
refrigerator
I dont understand these things,
refrigerator
Last edited by delilo; 07-28-11 at 10:46 AM. Reason: punctuation
07-28-11, 11:03 AM
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Forty One Haiku.
Anyone here ever ride?
This thread needs face palm.
Anyone here ever ride?
This thread needs face palm.
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07-28-11, 11:13 AM
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07-28-11, 03:34 PM
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07-28-11, 03:48 PM
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Peloton Shelter Dog
Bite me Fredly
Covet the Schwag, Rue the Day
Eat my Pcad shorts
Covet the Schwag, Rue the Day
Eat my Pcad shorts
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07-28-11, 05:23 PM
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You gonna eat that?
I stop for people
whose right of way I honor,
but not for no one.
whose right of way I honor,
but not for no one.
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I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.
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"However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."
I stop for people / whose right of way I honor / but not for no one.
Originally Posted by bragi "However, it's never a good idea to overgeneralize."
07-28-11, 06:05 PM
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07-29-11, 08:45 AM
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07-29-11, 09:54 AM
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Hmmm....additional fodder...
https://www.bikeforums.net/showthread...ighlight=Haiku
https://www.bikeforums.net/showthread...ighlight=Haiku
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