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If your bike was a car, which would it be?

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Old 02-24-12, 10:33 PM
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If your bike was a car, which would it be?

I think my '12 Felt F75X would be a Subaru Impreza WRX because of the color and function (rally car / cycocross). If it were a high-end carbon Felt FX it would be an WRX sti to me.


My '12 Fuji Altamira 2.0 (heavily upgraded) is a Nissan Nismo 370Z to me because of the Japanese origin, they're vehicles that's raced but not on a super-car level (GT / national), and I think they have some similar styling.


Neither are super-cars or super-bikes, but dam fast. If I had an Altamira Team Replica, it would be a Nissan GT-R.
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ridley noah = a ****ing ferrari enzo
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McLaren Venge = some type of Ferrari
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Maybe the higher-end Scott Foils would be the Audi R8? Both are of central European design (Swedish & German), have many aerodynamic design features, almost cross the line of being short-stretch on the track timed racing (time trials & timed on track loops.)

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Originally Posted by jsutkeepspining
ridley noah = a ****ing ferrari enzo
Originally Posted by NathanC
McLaren Venge = some type of Ferrari
I think Colnago would be a Ferrari because they're both Italian and are the name many immediately think of when high-end super vehicles are brought up. The two companies also work togeather: https://www.colnago.com/ferrari/

But the Ridley Noah and McLaren Venge would definitely still be some sort of super-cars! Perhaps the Ridley Noah is a Bugatti Veyron, and the McLaren Venge is a McLaren GT?

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Gotta get gold wheels for your Felt to complete the look.
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If only the engines matched.
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Time = Porsche. i'm faster on this bike than anything else. it's not a ferrari; their engineering isn't very good. not a lamborghini; too flashy. no, Time is a Porsche. good-looking without being in-your-face, fast as hell, and engineered like no other
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Originally Posted by Beaker
If only the engines matched.


How true. I guess I have an Infiniti G35 with a Geo Metro engine.

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How true. I guess I have an Infiniti G35 with a Geo Metro engine.

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LOL me, too. a porsche chassis and a segway motor...
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Which of these would match which of these cars?
-Cannondale CAAD series
-Trek Madone series
-Specialized Tarmac series
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-Ford Mustang
-Chevy Camaro
-Doge Charger

They're all from american manufacturers, have been around for awhile, have a bit of a following and respect, and are pretty pleasant to the eyes.
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Originally Posted by NathanC
McLaren Venge = some type of Ferrari
I can't tell if this is serious. Either way, it made me laugh.
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I can't tell if this is serious. Either way, it made me laugh.
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My new BMC TE-01 = A BMW X5 w/ the M inhancements.
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1991 Basso Lotto w/ full Record, delta brakes = Maserati Quattraport w/ Perelli P6's
1990 Schwinn KOM S9 MTB (Mint) = Jeep Wagoneer Limited
2008 SWOBO Otis Urban bike = Ford Taurus
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Originally Posted by big chainring

That's as close as you can get.
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Bike (not mine Time VXS Pro, but shockingly similer to my Time VXS Pro)


Car


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Originally Posted by big chainring
That is my dream car - a 1958 MGA in powder blue...
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