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    Mr. Dopolina Bob Dopolina's Avatar
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    The Mystery of the Vanishing Try-Geek.

    I was pretty fried today. Literally. After my ride on Saturday I went to an air show and military expo with the family. We were at an airbase and the temps topped out around 40C.

    So this morning I decided to do 90 minutes along the costal road next to my house. It is pancake flate and so close to the ocean I could spit in it at times. I use this route for intervals or recovery rides as it is pretty straight and devoid of intersections.

    I had a tail wind out so I enjoyed the spin. I settled into a nice tempo. The traffic was light so I didn't even touch the binders until I hit my turn around point. On the way back I had a moderate headwind but nothing to write home about.

    As I spun the 53-17 a rider appeared on my left. He was on his aero bars and passed me then stalled about 10m in front of me. It was clear he had chased me down and since we had a headwind and a false flat for the last 2km or so he had made a bit of an effort.

    I rode behind him for a minute or so. He was on a Giant TT bike with Ultegra with some pretty decent shoes and kit that looked lived in. He was a bit twitchy but not a squirrel so I thought I might as well finish up my ride with him if he was game.

    I drifted up beside him, said hello and slid onto his wheel. Not knowing him I staggered my wheel and left more of a gap than I would with riders I knew. He glanced back and saw I was there. He clicked up a gear and we were good to go.

    He pulled for about 2km and I saw that he was starting to labour a bit. He had chased me down and although I wasn't putting in a hard effort he certainly had been working harder than me so I pulled through. I was still on my hoods but I rotated the pelvis and continued the tempo. I squeezed the pace up a tad but not more than 2-3kph or so.

    About a minute later I flicked and pulled off. Nothing.

    I glanced down and he wasn't there. I glanced back and he was gone.

    By gone I don't mean dropped I mean gone. As in vanished. As in nowhere to be seen.

    To be clear this section of road is about 5km long, dead flat and dead straight. There are no traffic lights, no intersections and nothing at all to obscure the line of sight. If he was anywhere on that road at all I would have seen him.

    But he was gone.

    I slowed down just in case I was somehow mistaken, even though I have ridden this rode literally a thousand times or more over the last 15 years as my brain just couldn't understand where the heck this guy was. Nothing. I was right. He was gone.

    Gone.

    I'm pretty sure neither aliens nor the North Koreans abducted him. I'm pretty sure he didn't stop because he was home as there are no residences along this stretch of road. There are a few shops selling fishing rods and the like and a Coast Guard office but not much more than that.

    He was just gone.

    I finished up my ride expecting him to come past me again but he didn't. I kept looking over my shoulder expecting to see him off in the distance but I didn't.

    Just gone.
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    Maybe he wanted a swim workout too?

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    You know perfectly well that there can be only one explanation for this, but you are probably still in denial.
    That tri guy exists only in your head.
    He is your imaginary friend encouraging you to htfu and ride harder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by speedwobbles View Post
    Maybe he wanted a swim workout too?
    The entrance to the beach is about 5km from where he vanished and in the direction we were traveling. I sure as heck don't know what he would have done with his bike while he was thrashing away in the ocean.
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    You probably broke 400w and tore the space-time continuum. You had actually advanced in time, hence the apparent disappearance.

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    He preferred the tailwind and turned around ?
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    Only one possible explanation: Unless he was racing there was no way he could match your speed. Or maybe you were just a fun rabbit for the last bit of his 4-hour ride. Who knows.
    "Unless he was racing there was no way he could match my speed."

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    Welcome back, DrPete
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrPete View Post
    Only one possible explanation: Unless he was racing there was no way he could match your speed. Or maybe you were just a fun rabbit for the last bit of his 4-hour ride. Who knows.
    I wasn't going fast at all, just riding tempo. The thing is there is nowhere to go. Even if he stopped completely I should have been able to see him standing by the side of the road.
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    Mr. Dopolina Bob Dopolina's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Homebrew01 View Post
    He preferred the tailwind and turned around ?
    Possibly, but it would have been a weird spot to do so. It's a divided road with a concrete meridian so it would have taken a bit of effort.
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    Alien abduction makes the most sense. Do you feel fortunate, or insulted that they didn't take you ?
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    Yes. I, like others, have ridden with 'him' too, but only when I'm approaching peak condition in preparation for an upcoming race. This is the first anyone has dared to speak of 'him'.

    It is a sign....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Homebrew01 View Post
    Alien abduction makes the most sense. Do you feel fortunate, or insulted that they didn't take you ?
    This is the theory I am leaning towards at the moment.

    I'm glad it wasn't me. My anal probing days are well behind me.
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    Stepped in the foliage to take a leak or deuce?
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    Mr. Dopolina Bob Dopolina's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike F View Post
    Stepped in the foliage to take a leak or deuce?
    Maybe but again, a very odd spot to do so as there is a beach with flushing toilets a few km up the road.
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    You said it yourself in the OP.
    On his way to enlist in the Coast Guard he made a quick stop to buy a fishing pole.
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    Maybe he wasn't there in the first place..... Maybe you put in such a hard effort that you were hallucinating that you were JoeyBike.
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    Catch and release.
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    Too bad you didn't have a camera. You could have uploaded a video and posted it in Commuting for the entertainment of all the BF Walter Mittys.
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    He dropped and hid just to play with your mind. He laid odds with his buddies he could get you to write about it here on BF.

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    Do they have cannibals in Taiwan or is that strictly a New Guinea thing?
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    I'm going to guess he got a flat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xherion View Post
    You probably broke 400w and tore the space-time continuum. You had actually advanced in time, hence the apparent disappearance.
    I think you mean 1.21 GW don't you? If any cyclists gets to that power level, and travels in time, I'm just going to say right now that he or she is doping. Probably with some REALLY good stuff from the future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Dopolina View Post
    ..... My anal probing days are well behind me.
    I see what you did there
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    Brett has been known to time travel:


    Was it him?
    Telemachus has, indeed, sneezed.

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