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Old 03-30-15, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by kbarch
OK, here they are in their current state; dirty, with fenders and other junk on. When I took the bikes over to the new apartment, I noticed the empty room and blank wall provided just the right background. Lighting is not so hot, though. Don't ask why all the crap is on the race bike instead of the long distance bike - it's complicated. Besides, I'd rather subject the cf bike to messy roads than the steel one. Also, not shown are Cosmics that belong on the race bike, which make it look way hotter.





So, "here are my bikes, not ready for submission, but I'll submit them anyway"? Ok, NOT. Aesthetically the commuter bike looks way better (and I'm a Felt guy) but could never be considered HOT, imo. The 'race' bike is an aesthetic mess. Fenders, bag, saddle, wheels, what?! Could be yes, but as presented, not even close.
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Originally Posted by kbarch

This is a huge mess. Looks like you just got off the bus and are about to commute to the Time Trial Track!!

The only kudos you get is for taking what probably was a HOT bike and turning it into a serious not! I won't even bother mentioning the fenders and the luggage bags either. How could anyone put a $2 cat-eye speed sensor on such a nice bike is really confusing. Then you have the bottle holder and whatever else that thing is mounted right over the brand name when the other holder slot isn't being used? Then the tires with the dirt brown ring around them just really takes any hotness left away. I usually don't comment, but wow this bike is in a serious state of confusion.
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So I've never posted in this thread.

But I now feel I've got a good grasp of the 'rules' and am ready to make my first offering to the angry gods...

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Tell me, honestly – Are my valve stems lined up correctly?
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Well this has been a fun lesson in WTF...
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Old 03-30-15, 10:29 AM
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Well this has been a fun lesson in WTF...
Is that because my saddle doesn't match the flag?

Maybe I should flip & slam my stem?
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Old 03-30-15, 11:03 AM
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Tell me, honestly – Are my valve stems lined up correctly?
Not on the trailer.
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Originally Posted by mile2424

The 1980's called...

It wants it's Trapper Keeper cover back.
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Old 03-30-15, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by velociraptor
So I've never posted in this thread.

But I now feel I've got a good grasp of the 'rules' and am ready to make my first offering to the angry gods...



Tell me, honestly – Are my valve stems lined up correctly?
Needs red tires so you can rock the rasta livery.
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Yes, huge mess, but I couldn't resist. The plain white wall was begging for a Hot or Not staging, so I thought I'd have a little fun. Now that all the rest of my crap has arrived, I'm not going to be able to set that shot up again. I was thinking it was sort of like a drunk's mug shot.
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Originally Posted by kbarch
The plain white wall was begging for a Hot or Not staging
However, technically speaking, your bikes are not "properly Hot R Not staged".
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Well.....haven't put one up in here in a long time...

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Originally Posted by redtires
Well.....haven't put one up in here in a long time...

The half red cables really seem out of place. Not a fan of the hubs either. not.
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Old 03-31-15, 03:32 AM
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Originally Posted by redlude97
The half red cables really seem out of place. Not a fan of the hubs either. not.
Yep, didn't have a choice on the cables, it was the only color they had for the Ride-On set up. But how can you not like high-flange?!?!?
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Originally Posted by redtires
But how can you not like high-flange?!?!?
Doesn't look as good on the bike as it does in space.

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Sorry about the (junky) saddle bag, water bottle, and crank positioning. Just glad to have this bike fully functional again.
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Sorry about the (junky) saddle bag, water bottle, and crank positioning. Just glad to have this bike fully functional again.
Whats up with the headset spacer/bearing cover?
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Originally Posted by redtires
Well.....haven't put one up in here in a long time...

Hot. It is classy.
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Originally Posted by velociraptor
Doesn't look as good on the bike as it does in space.

Are you making fun of my Windows98 desktop background now too? Sheesh!
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Originally Posted by redlude97
Whats up with the headset spacer/bearing cover?
Just a headset spacer/bearing cover, afaik.
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Originally Posted by Muffin Man

Rockin' the "Italian" cable routing option I see.....
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Rockin' the "Italian" cable routing option I see.....
Looks way better, so I did it. It wasn't too hard to get used to.
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