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Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
01-27-07, 10:51 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 814
Posted By Webb Diego

It's the oldest story in the book, Fella, so...

It's the oldest story in the book, Fella, so don't think you've invented anything new here. A guy strung out on drugs or alcohol or playing the ponies needs some fast cash, so he offers himself up in...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
01-07-07, 04:50 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 625
Posted By Webb Diego

I hope you enjoyed your moment of smug, personal...

I hope you enjoyed your moment of smug, personal satisfaction, Tommy Boy. Because Mister, for every smile a citizen in this country enjoys, a man or woman dressed in blue has lost a bucketful of...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
01-07-07, 04:28 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 557
Posted By Webb Diego

The first punk who makes a cop joke is going...

The first punk who makes a cop joke is going downtown with me...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
01-05-07, 08:59 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 606
Posted By Webb Diego

You've got a lot of "angles," don't you fella?...

You've got a lot of "angles," don't you fella? Yeah, I knew a guy like you in the service. He played all the angles. There wasn't a trick in the book he missed. Until one day he ran up against his...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
01-04-07, 08:24 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 17,480
Posted By Webb Diego

Oh sure, butter me up with a contradictory...

Oh sure, butter me up with a contradictory qualifer in front of a derogatory slur against my chosen profession. Let me tell you something, smart guy, I've been bamboozled by guys a lot dumber than...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
12-30-06, 04:10 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 580
Posted By Webb Diego

So was a fellow named Jesus Christ...and he did...

So was a fellow named Jesus Christ...and he did pretty well for himself after he converted, didn't he? No, when it comes to labels, the only one I recognize is the little Chiquita sticker you find on...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
12-27-06, 02:40 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 580
Posted By Webb Diego

Oh I know, it's "hep" and "cool, daddio" to mock...

Oh I know, it's "hep" and "cool, daddio" to mock great Americans like Joe McCarthy and J. Edgar Hoover, but let me fill you smart guys in on a little something...the only thing that stood between...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
12-24-06, 03:54 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 622
Posted By Webb Diego

Oh sure, since you admit you're a freak of...

Oh sure, since you admit you're a freak of nature, that makes it all go away, right? Well, let me tell you something, Mister, that's not the way it goes down when the cards are shuffled, the chips...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
12-11-06, 07:26 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 951
Posted By Webb Diego

How about being addicted to functioning as a good...

How about being addicted to functioning as a good citizen of this country? Oh I know, I've heard all the arguments. "E-bay is harmless." "The lost tax revenue won't hurt the country." "Foriegners...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
12-06-06, 04:15 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,504
Posted By Webb Diego

Yeah Woody, it's great fun to "break the regs"...

Yeah Woody, it's great fun to "break the regs" and "come out of the closet." It's interesting how those two sick perversions always seem to go hand in hand. No, I'll take my "square" approach to...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
12-06-06, 02:24 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,358
Posted By Webb Diego

Yeah, that's right Buddy, I've been holed up in a...

Yeah, that's right Buddy, I've been holed up in a flop house in Koreatown, smoking crack with my homies and catching up on the issues of Zap Comix I somehow saw fit to miss all those years while I...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
11-05-06, 12:53 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 654
Posted By Webb Diego

Nothing gets my blood pressure to rise faster...

Nothing gets my blood pressure to rise faster than an old hippy on a bicycle riding to his or her polling place to cast their presumably leftest votes. So what if they are "saving the earth." Their...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
11-01-06, 04:34 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,549
Posted By Webb Diego

Take a hard look at the law, the law breakers,...

Take a hard look at the law, the law breakers, and the law enforcement officers, people. It won't take long for you to conclude that the number of law breakers outpace the lawmen by a ratio of over...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
10-22-06, 12:36 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,090
Posted By Webb Diego

Maybe the left wing sickos who conceived this...

Maybe the left wing sickos who conceived this sexually ill-defined tripe should include an air sickness bag with every copy they sell, because Mister, this is the kind of queer eye media terrorism...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
10-10-06, 01:50 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,418
Posted By Webb Diego

Oh sure, Fella, I'd love to tell you why. But...

Oh sure, Fella, I'd love to tell you why. But from what I understand from reading the papers, that's why you're in the dire straights you're in. Someone's always telling you why, and you go off on...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
09-23-06, 10:50 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,014
Posted By Webb Diego

You mean citizen's arrest?

You mean citizen's arrest?
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
09-23-06, 07:43 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,014
Posted By Webb Diego

Do you want the litany of your crimes in...

Do you want the litany of your crimes in alphabetical or numerical order? Because Mister, any way you spell it out, it adds up to some serious jail time. Oh, I know...you never intended for a poorly...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
09-23-06, 11:46 AM
Replies: 216
Views: 13,382
Posted By Webb Diego

Or how about listening to Dragnet on the radio...

Or how about listening to Dragnet on the radio...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
09-20-06, 04:29 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,644
Posted By Webb Diego

The key word here is "moderators." Like liberals,...

The key word here is "moderators." Like liberals, moderates have little to say worth listening to and less to do worth acting on. Asking for help from a moderator is like calling a hippie when your...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
09-16-06, 02:38 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 2,480
Posted By Webb Diego

I do my job without the promise, or delivery, of...

I do my job without the promise, or delivery, of any inducements beyond my weekly paycheck and the thanks of the citizens of the City of Los Angeles. Now if you boys and girls want to ride your bikes...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
09-07-06, 10:47 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 2,366
Posted By Webb Diego

No poetic licence needed, Bent-Boy. We work on a...

No poetic licence needed, Bent-Boy. We work on a quota system. Sometimes we have to arrest ourselves to make our hourly numbers...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
09-06-06, 08:37 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 2,366
Posted By Webb Diego

Let me fill you in on a little something, Buddy...

Let me fill you in on a little something, Buddy Boy. The city of Los Angeles contains over three million people, and the police force dedicated to protecting those citizens ranks the lowest in the...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
09-03-06, 12:29 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 695
Posted By Webb Diego

When I came across the thread topic, it didn't...

When I came across the thread topic, it didn't take long to surmise who posted it. Yeah, that's what I said...it didn't take long to surmise who posted it. Because Buddy Boy, panty waists like you...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
08-19-06, 06:27 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,242
Posted By Webb Diego

Red Stars may be fine for you and your liberal,...

Red Stars may be fine for you and your liberal, tree hugging friends, Mister. But not for me, not for my family, and not for any law abiding, God fearing citizen of this great country. Oh sure, I...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
08-19-06, 02:28 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,051
Posted By Webb Diego

OK wise guy, I get your drift. Some knucklehead...

OK wise guy, I get your drift. Some knucklehead replaced sicle with cycle, and that was supposed to be a joke, us being in a bike forum and all. Well, the joke's on you, Buster, because I'll just...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
08-18-06, 09:48 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,051
Posted By Webb Diego

Before the war, I used to pack fudgecycles onto a...

Before the war, I used to pack fudgecycles onto a truck. Why do you reference them, anyhow?
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
08-17-06, 10:20 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 1,051
Posted By Webb Diego

Why is it every time a woman takes to the road,...

Why is it every time a woman takes to the road, the word "fudge" isn't far behind? Like fudging on your written driver's test. Or fudging the proper maintainence of your vehicle. Or fudging coming to...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
08-15-06, 01:30 AM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,103
Posted By Webb Diego

So "Little Miss Tracy" wants a free pass so she...

So "Little Miss Tracy" wants a free pass so she can play with the big boys and girls? Well, I'm not buying it, Toots, and neither is any self-respecting American who's earned the right to drive an...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
08-12-06, 12:00 AM
Replies: 104
Views: 5,561
Posted By Webb Diego

Wishing is for sissies and grade school girls,...

Wishing is for sissies and grade school girls, DG, and if you haven't learned that by now, you probably never will. Oh yeah, I hear all the arguments. "Wishing's is good for the soul." "300 million...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
08-08-06, 10:59 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 990
Posted By Webb Diego

The OP reminds me a day back in '62. We were...

The OP reminds me a day back in '62. We were working the day watch out of Ramparts Division. My partner was Morgan Diego. We pulled over a car load of puds from Ohio, out here on the West Coast for a...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
08-07-06, 07:32 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,262
Posted By Webb Diego

You can run, Digital Gee, but you can't hide. The...

You can run, Digital Gee, but you can't hide. The men and women in blue who pound the pavement every day for less money than they could make selling lemonade at the side of the road will find you....
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
08-04-06, 10:43 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,033
Posted By Webb Diego

If by "Metrosexual" you mean a life long...

If by "Metrosexual" you mean a life long commitment to policing the metropolitan areas of Los Angeles with a "stiffy" to catch the criminal element, then I'll cop to that. Yeah, that's what I said, a...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
08-04-06, 10:31 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,033
Posted By Webb Diego

Your worst nightmare? Let me tell you about...

Your worst nightmare? Let me tell you about nightmares, beatnik-boy. A battalion of North Koe-reans, all carrying AK 47's, and loaded to the eyeballs with Soviet ordnance. And the only bullet proof...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
08-04-06, 10:27 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,033
Posted By Webb Diego

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Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
08-04-06, 10:03 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,033
Posted By Webb Diego

If you mean hiding in a closet to catch a...

If you mean hiding in a closet to catch a criminal in the act of a felony, then yeah, I'm guilty as charged. If you mean that I'm the spitting image of the father of law enforcement in the U.S. of...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
08-04-06, 12:23 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 3,004
Posted By Webb Diego

You can't make up for anything by shoplifting,...

You can't make up for anything by shoplifting, Fella. Do have any idea how much revenue is lost in the this country each year because of shoplifting? And that's not counting the shoplifted items...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
08-04-06, 12:03 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,397
Posted By Webb Diego

I'm sure it felt real good, Digital...

I'm sure it felt real good, Digital Gee...defacing public property, and getting a laugh out of it as well. I hope you'll still be laughing when they close the cell door on you and throw away the key,...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
08-01-06, 01:45 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 1,672
Posted By Webb Diego

Like honesty and whining about the weather,...

Like honesty and whining about the weather, slumps are for sissies and panty waists. When General Eisenhower woke up on D-Day, do you think he said, "You know what fellows, I'm a little down today...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
07-28-06, 07:50 PM
Replies: 121
Views: 3,889
Posted By Webb Diego

Hoot? You mean "toot," dontcha fella? As in...

Hoot? You mean "toot," dontcha fella? As in reefer. As in "Wisconsin Wacky Weed." No, your kind of "business meeting" makes me want to move to Berlin and work as a female impersonator in a punk...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
07-28-06, 01:53 AM
Replies: 121
Views: 3,889
Posted By Webb Diego

Oh, if real life was so easy. If only we could...

Oh, if real life was so easy. If only we could hit an "ignore" button and block out the murders and ******* and communists and mountainbikers and seminar lecturers from our lives. But no, Digital...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
07-28-06, 01:28 AM
Replies: 121
Views: 3,889
Posted By Webb Diego

Keep up the wisecracks, Neil. We've got a file on...

Keep up the wisecracks, Neil. We've got a file on you that would stretch from La Cienga Boulevard to the end of Wilshire. And that's on a good day, when the beatnik protesters aren't lining the...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
07-27-06, 12:51 PM
Replies: 121
Views: 3,889
Posted By Webb Diego

You've fallen way too far, Fella. From defending...

You've fallen way too far, Fella. From defending this country, to quoting Emo Phillips, to bumming reefer off a cop.
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
07-27-06, 12:45 PM
Replies: 121
Views: 3,889
Posted By Webb Diego

Smarmy aphorisms are what made this country...

Smarmy aphorisms are what made this country great, Mister. And my guess is that no one named "Woody" signed the Declaration if Independence, either.
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
07-27-06, 12:19 PM
Replies: 121
Views: 3,889
Posted By Webb Diego

Plus one? Oh, there's a bold contribution...

Plus one?

Oh, there's a bold contribution to this forum of ideas. What's next, Digital Gee, a "Plus One, I agree?" Why not throw in one of your generic smilie faces, the one that looks like your...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
07-27-06, 12:16 PM
Replies: 121
Views: 3,889
Posted By Webb Diego

Blue star...blue uniform, it's all the same to...

Blue star...blue uniform, it's all the same to me, fella. It adds up to responsibility, something you don't know much about, not since you started smoking reefer and reading comic books at the same...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
07-27-06, 12:13 PM
Replies: 121
Views: 3,889
Posted By Webb Diego

Well, Lynn -- and I'm going to assume you're a...

Well, Lynn -- and I'm going to assume you're a gal, because heaven help you if you're a man named Lynn living in Maupin, Oregon -- let me clue you into a fact of life. Women who "know their place"...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
07-21-06, 01:56 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 1,878
Posted By Webb Diego

I don't know where you geniuses get off thinking...

I don't know where you geniuses get off thinking that the environment, world politics, the state of the economy, and America's God-given right to burn fossil fuels are within your grasp, so let me...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
07-19-06, 04:10 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 956
Posted By Webb Diego

After my intiviation to George W. Diego's inner...

After my intiviation to George W. Diego's inner circle of extremist nut jobs, I think I've earned the right to speak to any group, as long as they are being held captive at gunpoint...a technique you...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
07-19-06, 02:47 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 956
Posted By Webb Diego

I'm not much for fifty cent words, but Buddy Boy,...

I'm not much for fifty cent words, but Buddy Boy, you're asking for a slew of them right here and now. How about narssicist, just for a start? There are over 3 million regular readers of the 50+ Bike...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
07-18-06, 02:20 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 1,842
Posted By Webb Diego

Son, the only thing I'm the gatekeeper of is your...

Son, the only thing I'm the gatekeeper of is your safety every night when you go to bed and dream about the traffic statutes you and your "bi" cycling buddies plan to break while out riding the next...
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