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Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
07-29-14, 04:33 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 13,058
Posted By Dudelsack

That is really clever. It begs for a sequel with...

That is really clever. It begs for a sequel with the Grand-dad life. Give me some time.

All vacation I struggled with the Spaniard to a draw. The rematch was over in less than 20 moves, vaulting...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
07-26-14, 06:36 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 13,058
Posted By Dudelsack

I'm posting this as the zenith of my chess...

I'm posting this as the zenith of my chess career:

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x40/TWLBA/e4437edaec848d556149318fad025396_zpsf3a3e8e0.jpg

That player #4...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
07-17-14, 10:14 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 13,058
Posted By Dudelsack

You haven't lived until you've spend some time on...

You haven't lived until you've spend some time on a chess forum. I've introduced to them the Alphonso Butthurt Attack and everyone is rushing off to the literature to check it out.
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
06-30-14, 08:17 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 13,058
Posted By Dudelsack

So I've achieved my goal of playing attack chess,...

So I've achieved my goal of playing attack chess, often having little regard for the welfare of any given piece, not unlike a Russian infantry general. That means if I make it endgame I typically get...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
06-29-14, 05:59 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 13,058
Posted By Dudelsack

You ruined the post with the last sentence. Up to...

You ruined the post with the last sentence. Up to that I had visions of some creepy old guy sneaking into a building to watch young winsome babes contort themselves in a Zumba class.

Of course,...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
06-28-14, 05:25 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 13,058
Posted By Dudelsack

Three game losing streak. It's all fun and games...

Three game losing streak. It's all fun and games until the flying monkeys arrive.
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
06-27-14, 10:10 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 13,058
Posted By Dudelsack

I haven't studied any Queen side openings except...

I haven't studied any Queen side openings except the Tarrisch defense yet. I'm getting my ass kicked in a closed game right now, but what the heck. And I just can't get my rating over 1000 to save my...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
06-25-14, 07:40 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 13,058
Posted By Dudelsack

So I've managed to claw my way a few games above...

So I've managed to claw my way a few games above .500 in the chess world. Playing Indians is a hoot. They play slash and burn chess and can't be bothered to learn the basic openings, so if you stay...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
06-18-14, 08:39 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 13,058
Posted By Dudelsack

That's wicked sick. I saw Chuck Norris talk about...

That's wicked sick. I saw Chuck Norris talk about his relationship with Lee in the movies. Of course, Chuck said he could have kicked Bruce's ass in a real fight...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
06-18-14, 08:36 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 13,058
Posted By Dudelsack

Dang, I've been on a tear lately. I mated some...

Dang, I've been on a tear lately. I mated some dude rated 100 points higher than I in 13 moves.

Thats the the cool thing about the game. No cat 6 racing crap. Challenge someone and it's mano a...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
06-16-14, 08:10 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 13,058
Posted By Dudelsack

Anyway not long ago I bragged about my chess...

Anyway not long ago I bragged about my chess prowess. Then I lost five games in a row. Now I'm under .500 and get the crap kicked out of me by people of all ages, from across the globe.

It really...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
06-16-14, 08:07 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 13,058
Posted By Dudelsack

Why? You put on pure muscle.

Why? You put on pure muscle.
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
06-08-14, 04:08 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 13,058
Posted By Dudelsack

Whoever said I'm not competitive got it wrong....

Whoever said I'm not competitive got it wrong. I'm competitive. I just suck.

I woke up from a nap and decided that a good way to get the juices flowing was to play a game or two. I lost both...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
06-07-14, 08:22 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 13,058
Posted By Dudelsack

Just won a game and am ashamed. A contest to see...

Just won a game and am ashamed. A contest to see who could play the least crappy. I played horribly but the other dude played more horriblier. My family had to listen to me first yell Oh crap, then I...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
06-07-14, 07:22 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 13,058
Posted By Dudelsack

What really chaps my hide is that people insist...

What really chaps my hide is that people insist on using carbon fiber chess pieces, when wood works well and has stood the test of time. Wood is good, as they say :lol:

That is the interesting...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
06-06-14, 07:47 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 13,058
Posted By Dudelsack

Well dayum. Tough night on the checkerboard...

Well dayum. Tough night on the checkerboard circuit.

One honest win. One honest loss.

And one loss of a game I had played very well and just lost concentration, and for no reason. No booze, no...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
06-06-14, 08:33 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 13,058
Posted By Dudelsack

This is a thread that cannot be derailed, as it...

This is a thread that cannot be derailed, as it has no rails.

Talk about plunging into the rabbit hole. right now I'm a one note Charlie; I open with the Italian game, each and every time, and go...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
06-05-14, 08:52 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 13,058
Posted By Dudelsack

Just finished playing someone 200 points higher...

Just finished playing someone 200 points higher rated than I. On the defensive the entire time but took him to a draw. Five game unbeaten streak.
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
06-05-14, 08:48 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 13,058
Posted By Dudelsack

Dos Equis es mi Cervelo.

Dos Equis es mi Cervelo.
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
06-04-14, 07:38 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 13,058
Posted By Dudelsack

I understand the addictive allure of the game...

I understand the addictive allure of the game now. On my iPad the computer matches me with someone of similar rating, and we each have 30 minutes for all moves total, guaranteeing that no game goes...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
06-04-14, 06:37 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 13,058
Posted By Dudelsack

The Fried Liver attack is merely a continuation...

The Fried Liver attack is merely a continuation of the Italian game. In my hands it becomes the Chopped Liver attack.
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
06-03-14, 08:25 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 13,058
Posted By Dudelsack

Palyers are players with unusual panache. I...

Palyers are players with unusual panache.

I downloaded a chess.com app on my iPad about three days ago. Really very cool. I'm not a student but just this week I picked a book on chess openings...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
06-03-14, 01:07 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 13,058
Posted By Dudelsack

Any chess palyers here?

Any chess palyers here?
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
06-02-14, 05:00 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 13,058
Posted By Dudelsack

Exactly. Someone who gets it.

Exactly. Someone who gets it.
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
06-01-14, 12:40 PM
Replies: 150
Views: 13,058
Posted By Dudelsack

Especially since leg shaving is rare among...

Especially since leg shaving is rare among benders.

Should I shave my legs? Will I go faster?
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
06-01-14, 09:44 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 13,058
Posted By Dudelsack

I would like to pick a fight with you and give...

I would like to pick a fight with you and give you the threashing you so richly deserve, but you're too likeable. Darn it.

:hug:
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
06-01-14, 08:10 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 13,058
Posted By Dudelsack

Please use the ignore button and repent of your...

Please use the ignore button and repent of your thread-killing ways. I can live without your input. Seriously.

:lol:
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
06-01-14, 08:00 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 13,058
Posted By Dudelsack

Geez. Thank you for your good natured and witty...

Geez. Thank you for your good natured and witty contribution to this thread :rolleyes:
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
06-01-14, 07:59 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 13,058
Posted By Dudelsack

Let's nip this in the bud. :lol: A rant is...

Let's nip this in the bud. :lol:

A rant is self-sufficient. A rant need not be explained or justified. Never argue with someone who is ranting. You may ignore it or join in, or best yet distract...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
06-01-14, 07:24 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 13,058
Posted By Dudelsack

Drawing from some active threads, we 60+ cyclists...

Drawing from some active threads, we 60+ cyclists get no respect.

Those who stay fit and competitive are wannabe racer boys and need to grow up.

Those who are slow and chunky need to be rounded...
Forum: Fifty Plus (50+)
06-01-14, 07:14 AM
Replies: 150
Views: 13,058
Posted By Dudelsack

Get off my lawn. Seriously.

Rant central here.
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