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Forum: Forum Suggestions & User Assistance 02-06-08, 06:36 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,076
Posted By Portis
Forum running sloooooooooooooow.

Running really slow for me on three different computers.
Forum: Foo 02-06-08, 05:04 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,701
Posted By Portis
I cheated on a rectal exam once.

I cheated on a rectal exam once.
Forum: Bicycle Mechanics 02-05-08, 07:49 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,469
Posted By Portis
I have a Trek 1000 and while it may not be the...

I have a Trek 1000 and while it may not be the lightest road bike it certainly is probably the most bang for the buck of any road bike. I have dropped riders on $4500 bikes and I have been dropped by...
Forum: Foo 02-05-08, 07:46 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 1,281
Posted By Portis
I'm a Renegade. :)

I'm a Renegade. :)
Forum: Foo 02-05-08, 06:51 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 1,281
Posted By Portis
Dropped like a geriatric set of mammaries.

Dropped like a geriatric set of mammaries.
Forum: Foo 02-05-08, 02:55 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 1,281
Posted By Portis
What say you? ...

What say you?

http://www.celticattic.com/scandinavian/images/trolls/troll_pot.jpg
Forum: Foo 02-05-08, 02:52 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,939
Posted By Portis
Here too. ...

Here too.

http://www.wolfphotography.com/graphics/00000001/D-00408.jpg
Forum: Foo 02-05-08, 02:51 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,939
Posted By Portis
http://www.monkeysuncle.info/images/splashshot.png

http://www.monkeysuncle.info/images/splashshot.png
Forum: Foo 02-05-08, 02:08 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 1,325
Posted By Portis
No disrespect but i keep having this song flash...

No disrespect but i keep having this song flash in my mind everytime i read your title. Sucks to be from the 80's i guess. :p http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFUURKSjacs&feature=related
Forum: Foo 02-05-08, 02:05 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 1,281
Posted By Portis
:roflmao: FTW

:roflmao: FTW
Forum: Foo 02-05-08, 02:01 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,939
Posted By Portis
http://image.com.com/gamespot/shared/user/banned_p...

http://image.com.com/gamespot/shared/user/banned_page.jpg
Forum: Foo 02-05-08, 01:56 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,939
Posted By Portis
Since Foo became Church...

Seems like there is nothing funny here anymore. Either all of the funny people have left, their writers are on strike or they are living in fear of offending someone with something humorous that...
Forum: General Cycling Discussion 02-04-08, 05:30 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 481
Posted By Portis
In four short years we have lost...

While I've been around these forums longer than most it's really only been a little over 4 years. Yet in that time we have lost some real icons from the cycling world. It almost seems surreal...
Forum: Winter Cycling 02-04-08, 02:38 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 691
Posted By Portis
One day i had a little pickup pass me on a remote...

One day i had a little pickup pass me on a remote county road that was covered in ice. When i got about a mile further i found him stuck in the ditch having slid while trying to make the corner. It...
Forum: Bicycle Mechanics 02-04-08, 02:28 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 395
Posted By Portis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngm6dr-1na0 ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngm6dr-1na0

Adjust the front der. first then go from there. There could still be other issues, like having the wrong lenght BB put in.
Forum: Foo 02-04-08, 02:19 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 1,433
Posted By Portis
Having lost sydney and now Sheldon Brown...

Having lost sydney and now Sheldon Brown bikeforums.net has lost two of the greatest minds as they relate to the mechanics of the modern bicycle. You will be greatly missed Sheldon. R.I.P.
Forum: Advocacy & Safety 02-04-08, 02:10 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,635
Posted By Portis
Sad news. What an incredible impact he made on...

Sad news. What an incredible impact he made on the world of cycling. I hope his legacy carries on for many years. My condolences to the family at this time.
Forum: Winter Cycling 02-04-08, 11:57 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,047
Posted By Portis
I don't clean my chain in the winter or any other...

I don't clean my chain in the winter or any other time. Use lube lightly and WD40 the chain if it gets wet.
Forum: Foo 02-04-08, 09:52 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 314
Posted By Portis
Sounds like she wants you to get the job for her...

Sounds like she wants you to get the job for her and even then she will probably be 50/50 on whether or not she even shows up. Fahgettaboutit.
Forum: Foo 02-04-08, 09:45 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 659
Posted By Portis
http://a.abcnews.com/images/Health/pd_breast_impla...

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Health/pd_breast_implant_070425_ms.jpg
Forum: Foo 02-04-08, 09:44 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 659
Posted By Portis
http://www.allmusclecars.com/pontiac/77tapfgleam.j...

http://www.allmusclecars.com/pontiac/77tapfgleam.jpg
Forum: Foo 02-04-08, 09:34 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 338
Posted By Portis
What's wrong with subleasing to someone in Iowa?...

What's wrong with subleasing to someone in Iowa? Being in Kansas, if I were subleasing, my first thought wouldn't be trying to find someone in Europe to sublease to.
Forum: Foo 02-04-08, 09:31 AM
Replies: 13,148
Views: 860,177
Posted By Portis
Also make it a project to get all of her in your...

Also make it a project to get all of her in your next photo. ;) How can we criticize if we can't see all of her?
Forum: Foo 02-04-08, 09:29 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 659
Posted By Portis
His mom made him wear his dead uncles clothes?...

His mom made him wear his dead uncles clothes? That's creepy. That should have told you right there to run away! :p
Forum: Foo 02-04-08, 09:27 AM
Replies: 72
Views: 1,800
Posted By Portis
Never heard that one. I think more accurately...

Never heard that one. I think more accurately they hit on "attached" men, regardless if they are married or have a girlfriend. Actually they are probably more apt to hit on a male with a girlfriend...
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