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Forum: General Cycling Discussion 02-21-07, 02:53 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 2,278
Posted By davefarb
I have a special technique that enables me to...

I have a special technique that enables me to urinate only once per week. Now, my kidneys are rotting and when I do pee, it smells like rancid tuna and has bloody masses in it...but it's only once...
Forum: Advocacy & Safety 02-21-07, 02:43 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 1,951
Posted By davefarb
I think she needs to accept Jesus as her Lord and...

I think she needs to accept Jesus as her Lord and Savior.
Forum: Foo 02-15-07, 11:02 AM
Replies: 8,926
Views: 962,390
Posted By davefarb
"The ****** Working at Taco Bell Drooled in my...

"The ****** Working at Taco Bell Drooled in my Taco" by The Anderson Brothers.
Forum: Foo 02-15-07, 10:58 AM
Replies: 3,303
Views: 46,044
Posted By davefarb
You're all way off. It's obviously a microscopic...

You're all way off. It's obviously a microscopic view of the vascularity of former Mr. Olympia, Ronnie Coleman's, ass rhoids.
Forum: General Cycling Discussion 02-15-07, 10:56 AM
Replies: 185
Views: 4,404
Posted By davefarb
A Remington 870 to the doggie's head should...

A Remington 870 to the doggie's head should suffice.
Forum: Advocacy & Safety 02-15-07, 10:53 AM
Replies: 85
Views: 1,784
Posted By davefarb
I STRONGLY encourage protests like this! You will...

I STRONGLY encourage protests like this! You will get the public's full, unconditional support with your actions! I WHOLEHEARTEDLY also think the anarchists in the mass should firebomb something...
Forum: Professional Cycling For the Fans 02-13-07, 04:17 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,452
Posted By davefarb
Did he ask where you could score some weed? For a...

Did he ask where you could score some weed? For a buddy, of course...
Forum: Professional Cycling For the Fans 02-13-07, 04:16 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,942
Posted By davefarb
No dope...no dope for you, Floyd.

No dope...no dope for you, Floyd.
Forum: Advocacy & Safety 01-29-07, 01:47 PM
Replies: 4,978
Views: 143,565
Posted By davefarb
I fully support the rights of novice bikers to...

I fully support the rights of novice bikers to purchase sport bikes with massive motors. I strongly encourage said folks to fight for their rights to not be forced to wear helmets. Organ donation is...
Forum: Road Cycling 01-29-07, 01:40 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 3,034
Posted By davefarb
Yes, the magazine is gay...as I found out after...

Yes, the magazine is gay...as I found out after suscribing. However, the Style Guy articles are worthwhile because it's good to know shaving one's scrotum does not make one a freak.
Forum: Professional Cycling For the Fans 01-29-07, 01:36 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 2,012
Posted By davefarb
My neighbor loves to tell me drunken tales of his...

My neighbor loves to tell me drunken tales of his exploits as a "soupporter" of the Manchester United Football Club during the heyday of British soccer hooliganism during the early to mid 1980s. The...
Forum: Professional Cycling For the Fans 01-25-07, 12:49 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,942
Posted By davefarb
Not with all those illegal drugs burning inside...

Not with all those illegal drugs burning inside him.
Forum: Professional Cycling For the Fans 01-11-07, 09:18 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 2,012
Posted By davefarb
If you want to talk about REAL men and sports,...

If you want to talk about REAL men and sports, you would not be discussing pansies on bikes pretending to be more than what they are. Sunken-chested freaks with large hams...
Forum: Professional Cycling For the Fans 01-05-07, 08:16 AM
Replies: 828
Views: 33,627
Posted By davefarb
Dude...you look A LOT like Johnny from The Dead...

Dude...you look A LOT like Johnny from The Dead Zone. It's spooky.
Forum: Mountain Biking 01-04-07, 01:33 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 2,062
Posted By davefarb
Darn mountain bikers...

Darn mountain bikers...
Forum: Professional Cycling For the Fans 01-04-07, 01:27 PM
Replies: 828
Views: 33,627
Posted By davefarb
It's never really dead as long as we condone...

It's never really dead as long as we condone cheating and lack of respect for God.
Forum: Road Cycling 01-04-07, 01:25 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 646
Posted By davefarb
Stereotypical roadie horror

I'd like to relate an "interaction" I recently had with a streotypically horrific roadie. We were out in the boonies when I decided to taco my tire and break my arm. With no cellphone coverage and a...
Forum: Mountain Biking 01-04-07, 01:16 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 2,062
Posted By davefarb
Oh. what's the use of tying to explain something...

Oh. what's the use of tying to explain something to potheads...carry on. Sorry if I offended your sensabilities. I don't use meth.
Forum: Mountain Biking 01-03-07, 01:44 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 2,062
Posted By davefarb
I may not be very diplomatic or nice, but this...

I may not be very diplomatic or nice, but this hardly means that I am a troll or worthy of a painful injury and being flipped the bird simply for stating my opinions. Yea, some of my prior posts may...
Forum: Advocacy & Safety 01-03-07, 01:28 PM
Replies: 4,978
Views: 143,565
Posted By davefarb
Please...I beg of you helmet haters to not wear...

Please...I beg of you helmet haters to not wear your helmets. Massive head trauma is cool. I bet you smoke dope.
Forum: Professional Cycling For the Fans 01-03-07, 01:24 PM
Replies: 828
Views: 33,627
Posted By davefarb
Cippollini's a doper too.

Cippollini's a doper too.
Forum: Mountain Biking 12-28-06, 01:42 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 2,062
Posted By davefarb
This demonstartes my point...only one reasonable...

This demonstartes my point...only one reasonable response so far. I doubt he could not see I had some problems, but it is possible. However, his overall bevaior was that of a troglodytic stoner with...
Forum: Mountain Biking 12-28-06, 01:22 PM
Replies: 75
Views: 2,062
Posted By davefarb
Stereotypical Horror

I was out on a rare mountain bike ride with a friend when I made a taco special out of my front rim and broke my arm. We had no cellphone reception and were about 7 miles from our car. While...
Forum: Professional Cycling For the Fans 12-28-06, 01:06 PM
Replies: 290
Views: 11,163
Posted By davefarb
Go against God and see the vile results...

Go against God and see the vile results...
Forum: Professional Cycling For the Fans 12-28-06, 01:00 PM
Replies: 828
Views: 33,627
Posted By davefarb
Forsake rightiousness and see the wrath of the...

Forsake rightiousness and see the wrath of the Lord!
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